Funny and interesting stuff

New Pledge of Allegiance

** I didn't write this, someone else found it on Facebook and showed it to me!!***

Now I sit me down in school, Where praying is against the rule.

In this great nation under God

Finds mention of Him very odd

If scriptire now the class recites

It violates the Bill of Rights

And anytime my head I bow

Becomes a fedreal matter now

Our hair can be purple orange or green

That's no offence, thats a freedom scene

The law is specific, the law is precise.

Prays spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall,

Might offend someone with no faith at all.

In silence alone we must meditate.

God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks

and pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks...

They've outlawed guns, but first the Bible

To quote the good book makes me liable

We can elect a pregnant senior queen

& the "unwed daddy," our senior king

It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong

we're taught that such judgements do not belong.

We can get condoms and birth controls,

study witchcraft, Vampores& totem poles...

But the Ten Commandments are not allowed.

No word of God must reach this crowd.

It's scary here I must confess.

When chaos reigns the schools a mess. So Lord, this silent plea I make:

Should I be Shot; my soul please take!

Amen

If you aren't ashamed to do this

please pass it on...

Jesus said, "If you are ashamed of me

I will be ashamed of you before my father."