Percy Jackson: I'm going to kill her.
Grover Underwood: It's okay. I like peanut butter!
Sally Jackson: Percy?
Chiron: Mr. Jackson. Did you have a comment?
Annabeth Chase: He's the one. He must be.
Clarisse la Rue: Well! A newbie.
Tyson: I... I am a freak?
Thalia Grace: I am Thalia. Daughter of Zeus.
Rachel Elizabeth Dare: Oh my god! Do you always kill people when they blow their noses?
Nico di Angelo: Don't talk to my sister that way!
Piper McLean: Jason, you okay?
Jason Grace: Um, I don't-
Coach Hedge: All right cupcakes, listen up!
Leo Valdez: Yeah right, Jason. We've all been framed! I didn't run away six times, Piper didn't steal a BMW.
Frank Zhang: That should've killed her!
Hazel Levesque: Frank, get them inside, quick!
Reyna: Percy... Jackson?
Octavian: The graecus! How interesting.
Ahh... so satisfying.
~25 April, 2016

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Percy Jackson: Insanity, Stuff and More Insanity [COMPLETED]
FanfictionThe ultimate book of Percy Jackson Randomness, Unleashed! THE PJO TRILOGY: BK1: Demigodly Torture BK2: Percy Jackson: Insanity, Stuff and More Insanity BK3: ??? Apparently we can only have 200 parts in a book, so it's continued in PJISMI 2. Thanks...