Akatsuki Orphan

Chapter 4~ Age Seven Part One

Me: Did anyone send you a nail file yet?

Samanthasf: No....

Me: Well that sucks!

Samanthasf: It's not funny! I can't get out of these chains!

AnimangaRocks: I'll be right back! *leaves the room*

Me: What was that about?

Samanthasf: I dunno.

Pein: *talking from outside* I hear talking but no writing.

Me: *muttering* You can't even hearwriting to begin with*

Kisame: *yelling from outside* Manga, I'm hungry, feed me!

Me: No! I'm doing something!

Kisame: *walks into the room* What was that?

Me: I'm busy with the disclaimer!

Kakuzu: *walks into the room* Does it pay us money for you to do the disclaimer?

Me: No....

Kakuzu: Then it isn't worth it.

Me: If I don't do the disclaimer I could get sued!

Kakuzu: So?

Samanthasf: That'd mean we'd lose money.

Kakuzu: DO THE DISCLAIMER!!!!

Kisame: *lifts me over his shoulder* Sam, you're not going anywhere anytime soon, do it yourself while manga makes me food, then cleans the base.

Me: Nooo T^T

Samanthasf: Stay strong Manga, we'll go to Naruto's after this!

Kakuzu: Yeah right, you're too lazy to walk all that way.

Samanthasf: What're you still doing here?

Kakuzu: Sasuke called in sick and paid me money to insult someone.

Samanthasf: Manga wasn't kidding when she said that he just had to insult someone in all of her disclaimers.....

Kakuzu: Because I don't want to lose money, Mangareader90 doesn't own Naruto and she never will. We belong to Masashi Kishimoto.

Samanthasf: Onto the story while I do paperwork and Manga cooks and cleans!

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*Tukiko POV*

I ran around the base and looked left and right. What to do, what to do?

"Tukiko-chan, come on, we have to buy you a kimono!" kaa-san called from down the hallway.

I ran into the living room where I saw Shinako and Tobi sitting down, watching tv. Shinako and Tobi-nii have gotten closer and have a brother/sister relationship. Tobi-nii is the only person who Shinako considers family, besides me who feels like a sister to her. Shinako, mom, dad, and I are the only ones who know Tobi-nii's true identity, which is Obito.

"Hiding from Konana?" Shinako asked me.

"Kimonos are so girly," I told her.

"You ARE a girl, you know that, right?" Shinako asked me.

"Yes, I know that," I told Shinako.

"Why doesn't Tukiko-chan want a kimono?" Tobi-nii asked me.

"Because, they're stupid," I told Tobi-nii.

"You hang around the guys too much," Shinako told me, shaking her head.

"You hang around kaa-san too much!" I shot back.

"Whatever, I would hide if I were you," Shinako told me.

"Why's that?" I asked Shinako.

"Because, Konan told me that she was going to pay Kakuzu $50 if he could catch you," Shinako told me.

That was playing dirty.

"Arigato, Shina-chan!" I told her.

"Your welcome," Shinako told me.

What happened next is forever going to be etched into my brain as the day when Tobi-nii made my 'get revenge on' list.

"KAKUZU! TUKIKO-CHAN IS IN HERE!!!!" Tobi-nii yelled.

I glared at him and and tried to leave, but I saw a rope like substance attach around my waist.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" I yelled as I was dragged away to a happy looking Grandpa Kakuzu who was being paid $50 by kaa-san.

"Whose side are you on?!" I asked grandpa Kakuzu.

"The one with the money," grandpa Kakuzu told me.

And with that he walked away, removing the rope like things of his from my waist.

"Come on Tukiko-chan! I have to buy a kimono for when we go out to eat later today!" kaa-san told me.

"Awwww, but why kaa-san? Can't I wear this?" I begged kaa-san.

She looked me up and down and started laughing. She's so sweet sometimes.....

"Hidan-nii doesn't have to dress nice!" I pointed out to kaa-san.

"Yes he does," kaa-san told me.

"NO I DON'T, B****!" we heard a voice yell from down the hallway.

"Wait here," kaa-san told me.

She left down the hall and into a room where I heard something that sounded like someone was being hit and kicked repeatedly. This went on for about five minutes. Kaa-san walked back into the hallway where I was standing and smiled.

"Yes I do....." we heard the voice say.

"Well what about Shinako-chan?" I asked her.

"Shinako already has a kimono," kaa-san told me.

"Dad?" I asked.

"He has to dress nice too," kaa-san said.

"Grandpa Kakuzu?" I asked kaa-san.

"Yes," she answered.

"Tobi-nii?" I asked.

"We will have to force him to, but yes he will have to dress nice too," kaa-san told me.

"Orochimaru-nii?" I asked.

Orochimaru-nii stepped into the hallway and when he heard his name he looked at us with his eyebrows raised.

"She wants me to wear a kimono and I asked her if you had to wear something nice too," I explained to him.

Orochimaru-nii looked at kaa-san and raised his eyebrows. She looked back at him and glared. Kaa-san doesn't like Orochimaru-nii and Orochimaru-nii doesn't like kaa-san either. So they have a mutual hatred for each other, except that Orochimaru-nii has an intense fear of kaa-san.

"Yes, I do," Orochimaru-nii sighed and left. Probably to go to his room or his lab.

"Sasori-nii?" I asked her.

"What do you think?"kaa-san asked me back.

"Kisame-nii?" I asked, hopes rising.

"Yes," kaa-san told me.

"What about......you know what? I have a different question," I told kaa-san.

"Oh? And what is that?" kaa-san asked me, raising her eyebrow.

"How can we go out to eat if grandpa Kakuzu is stingy with his money, and we are widely known and feared?" I asked kaa-san.

"Kakuzu is going to let us eat what we want because I threatened him that he would have to make the food if he didn't. When that didn't work, I threatened to handcuff him to Hidan for a full week," kaa-san told me.

"Clever," I admitted.

"As for being widely known, we are going to eat in a country that has no ninja and that doesn't even know that the Akasuki exists," kaa-san told me.

"Also clever," I admitted again.

"Wait, aren't people going to think it's weird when a girl with green hair, a guy with silver hair, a guy with rinnegan eyes, a girl with blue hair, a guy with a mask, a guy with blue hair and blue skin, a guy with a lot of stitches, a guy that looks like that girl from 'The Well', and a guy that looks like a plant show up at a fancy place to eat?" I asked her.

"Trust me, they've seen weirder," kaa-san told me.

"Whatever," I responded.

Kaa-san dragged me outside and from there we preceded to walk to town. I kept grumbling about how I was going to look stupid and kaa-san kept arguing how I was going to look adorable.

When we finally arrived at the destination we were going to, kaa-san went up to the cashier and asked if they had any kimonos in my size. The lady measured me and then left the room for five minutes, coming back with two kimonos. One that was a light blue with green vines stretching across the dress and a light green sash(the thing that goes in the middle of a kimono). The second one was pink with purple petals falling on it, with a purple sash. I tried on the blue one first, but it was too loose and wouldn't stay on me. That left the really girly one. I tried it on and it was a perfect fit. Why me?

"Awww, you look so adorable!" kaa-san cooed at me.

"I look like the color pink just threw up on me and it had little chunks of purple in it's puke," I told kaa-san.

"That's gross," kaa-san told me.

Kaa-san bought the dress and we left the store. Kaa-san went on and on about how cute I was going to look like when we went out to eat and I just walked with her and moped, pretending to not be sad that I had to wear such a girly dress. The boys are going to make fun of me.

We arrived at the base and kaa-san opened the door for me. Immediantly we were swarmed by the boys.

"What'd you get her?"Sasori-nii asked kaa-san.

"Did it cost a lot of money?" Grandpa Kakuzu asked.

"Can Tobi see it?" Tobi-nii asked.

"WHAT COLOR is it?" Zetsu-nii asked.

"When are we eating, b****? I'm starving," Hidan-nii asked kaa-san.

"Yeah, and where are we eating?" Kisame-nii asked.

"Why are we eating out?" Orochimaru-nii asked kaa-san.

"Everyone shut up and let me talk! You'll find out Sasori and Zetsu. No Kakuzu, stop being greedy. Tobi, you have to wait. Hidan shut up and wait, we're leaving as soon as everyone gets ready, and Kisame you're going to find out. We are eating out because I'm tired of cooking and I need a break! Also because this is the only time I'll ever see Tukiko in a kimono," kaa-san explained.

"You got that right," I mumbled.

"What was that?" kaa-san asked me.

"I love you mother," I corrected.

"That's what I thought," kaa-san told me.

She handed me my kimono which was in a bag and I left to go into my room. When I went into my room I saw Shinako who was fast asleep on her bed. It was only 6:00 p.m. She shouldn't be asleep. Shinako sleeps on the top bunk bed and there is no railing. I put my kimono out of my bag and placed it on my bed.

"Don't......take.......my candy......" Shinako said.

Was she awake?

"Go away......you evil........unicorn....." Shinako continued.

Unicorn? What is she dreaming about? Is she sleep talking? I couldn't pass this up. I climbed on top of the ladder and stopped just at the top of the ladder. I shook Shinako and yelled.

"SHINAKO!!! THE EVIL UNICORN TOOK THE CANDY!!!!!!!" I yelled, shaking her.

"SAVE THE CANDY!" Shinako yelled, rolling over the bed and falling down.

"Owwwww," Shinako said.

I started laughing when I felt a hand grab my ankle and pull me down.

"Ahhhhhhhh!" I yelled, hitting my head on the floor.

"Owwwww," I complained.

"That's revenge," Shinako told me.

"So worth it," I spat out.

"Whatever, did you get a kimono?" Shinako asked me, walking over to my bed.

"You actually got a pink kimono?" She asked me skeptically.

"It was the only one they had in my size," I told her.

"Put it on, we need to get ready anyways, right?" Shinako asked me.

"Yeah," I told her.

I went into our private bathroom and Shinako went into the closet to put on one of her kimonos that she had, which was a lot. I put on my kimono and tossed my other clothes into the laundry hamper. I walked out of the bathroom and saw Shinako in a lavender kimono with Sakura petals on it, her sash was pink.

"You look cute," Shinako told me.

"You look pretty," I told her.

I heard a knock on the door. I grabbed my akatsuki cloak and put in on me. Shinako looked at me weirdly but I gave her a look that said 'don't say anything'.

"We'll be in the living room in a few minutes!" I yelled through the door.

The person who was at the door walked away. Once they were out of hearing distance Shinako turned to me.

"Okay, what's the cloak for?" Shinako asked me.

"I'm not going to go out wearing pink!" I told her.

"You know Konan is going to make you take it off, right?" Shinako asked me.

"I know," I told her.

We shrugged and both left the room and went into the living room where everyone else was in the living room. They all looked at us.

"Wow Hidan-nii, you're actually wearing a shirt!" I noticed.

"Shut up," Hidan-nii told me.

"Why do you have the cloak on?" Sasori-nii asked me.

"I'm not wearing a stupid kimono!" I told him.

"If I have to dress fancy, then so do you!" Hidan-nii told me.

Hidan-nii started to chase me around the base along with everyone else. Kisame-nii finally caught me and brought me back into the living room. I squirmed but that backfired because I squirmed out of my cloak and onto the floor.

Everyone stared at me and Hidan-nii started laughing.

"Hahahaha.......you look like the color pink threw up on you and that purple chunks were in the puke," Hidan-nii told me.

"I THINK she looks cute," Zetsu-nii said.

"Very," Sasori-nii added.

"She doesn't look annoying," Orochimaru-nii commented.

"You suck," I told him.

He just chuckled and ruffled my hair. Kaa-san walked over to me and put my hair into a bun then put chopsticks in it.

"Alright, are we ready to go?" dad asked everyone.

"Up!" I told him.

He lifted me up and smiled.

"Let's go," Kaa-san said, picking Shinako up.

This was going to be funny.

I mean interesting.

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Me: Well I at least got this chapter done.

Samanthasf: At least I'm done with the papework.

Me: I'm done with cleaning and cooking. I'm so tired.

Samanthasf: AnimangaRocks never did come back.

AnimangaRocks: *walks in with nail file* Here you go Sam!

Samanthasf: Thank you!!!! *starts filing away*

Me: Vote, comment, like.

AnimangaRocks: Send me money.