#14 Hermes+coffee=bad idea

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This is self-explanatory. But...I shall explain because it's funny...  

Hermes: *bouncing off the walls*

Artemis: Who did this?

Hermes: I didn't!!!! 

Hermes: Someone gave it to me and told me to come talk to you!!!!!!

Artemis: Who?!?!?

Hermes: *singing* Not telling!!!

Artemis: Ares, Athena, Dionysus, Apollo, Aphrodite, and Hephaestus! Come here!!

Ares: Why?

Athena: Ya! I was reading a really good book!

Aphrodite: ...

Athena: What? I was!

Aphrodite: I was doing something important!

Hephaestus: More important than making a sword?

Aphrodite: Yes! Make-up is VERY important!!

Apollo: So, what do you want sis?

Artemis: First of all: Don't call me 'sis'.

Ares: Get to the point!!!!

Artemis: Who gave Hermes coffee?!?!

*awkward silence*

Apollo: I did...

Hermes: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Artemis: Never. Do. That. Again!!!

Ares: *silently laughing* 



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