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Levi's mop fetish

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Levi walked around the store until he arrived at his favourite section, the cleaning supplies. There was a sale on all cleaning products and stuff such as mops, brooms etc which got Levi very excited, he had been waiting for this day for months, saving up and getting coupons to lower the prices further.
Levi headed straight to the mops and saw a beautiful mop with a shining birch handle, when he picked up the magnificent object he noticed how soft the mop was to the touch and how smooth the wood was. He checked the price and saw it was reduced to $10, he had a coupon to reduce the price to about $4, this made Levi happy, he couldn't wait to try the beauty out.
He collected a few cloths, buckets and detergant before heading to the check out.
Once he had paid, Levi skipped out the store, and yes he was actually smiling for once in his life.

When Levi arrived home he filled his bucket to the brim with hot soapy water and took his new wonderful mop, he dipped it into the water then slowly began mopping the hard wooden floors of his home. How wonderful this mop was it's dynamics where fantastic and it was such a great mop to use, it cleaned perfectly!
Levi quickly finished up cleaning then dried off his new mop and placed it in his store cupboard or what he dubbed his 'mop collection cupboard'. He had a collection of about 200 different mops and he was the founder and president of the mop collectors club (he forced Eren and Armin to join XD).
He kissed his mop then placed it into a large display case, stepping back he marvelled at his large collection. Levi loved his mops, Eren said he had a fetish but Levi didn't care.
"Mops are love," Levi said, "Mops are life"

Um yeah XD Levi's mop fetish