Short Horror Stories

The Girlfriend Pt. 2

Name: Joey Mathews
Username: Mr. Hairy Pants <3
DOB: 10/19/86
Info: I am a man with a four year old daughter Amele. I still have hair, and I'm twenty nine years old. What I find in a girl is quite lovely. I find a woman who loves walks on the beach, loves children, and has no criminal records. If you fit my description, please email me at
www.awesome_pants_with_eyebrow_hair@gmail.com.
Joey stopped typing. He had just made an account on Love Birds.com. His iPhone beeped. He had just received an email from barbie-girl85@gmail.com. He opened it up and it read:
Hi! I'm Regina! I saw your Info's description, and I think I fit your taste. I have no criminal records. I have no children, but I'd love to mother your daughter. I was born on a beach, so of course I love walks on them! I'm twenty seven. My LoveBirds account is ReggyGirl666. Please reply back so we can maybe chit chat.
Love (hopefully!),
Regina Singleton (my maiden name)
He placed his iPhone onto his table and logged on to Love Birds. He asked her for dinner at his home, and she agreed. She came over at nine PM. She had on a medium sized pink dress on with full makeup on and a fishtail braid. Joey had on a tuxedo. He hired a waiter. They had steak with mashed potatoes layered with gravy. They fell in love.
Years later, they married and moved in together.
One night, Joey had to leave town and left Amele with Regina. "Bye girls!" Joey kissed them. "Bye Hun!" Regina whooped. "Bye poppy!" Amele mimicked.
After a couple of minutes of leaving, he received a phone call. "Hello?" "Daddy! Regina is hurting me! She has a knife and is cutting my- BEEEEEP" "Amele! Amele?!" Joey sped home. "Amele?" Joey whispered. "Why'd you leave me with Regina?" a voice cried. He followed the voice into Amele's room. Amele lay there, dead. Her leg was ripped off. In a couple minutes, Joey sat with his daughter, with one. Leg....
"I think Adam tasted better." Regina said, creating an account of EHarmony.com