Hello. I'm your favorite Gaydar. Technically I'm a machine. But I'm a cool machine 😎

I can sense gayness, I can feel it because my sensors get tingly. Spidey-senses type stuff.

I am very overworked with the amount of gayness in the books I read, so apologize if some of my clients' Gaydar's suck...  

I'm also a Hitman. Spesifically for homophobes,  I'll get u 🔫🔪

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My soulmate: @Notalia
She's my SpongeBob soulmate(SHES MY WIFE IM HER WIFE, WE ARE MARRIED), we are matches made in Elisium trust, ✊ 
GO FOLLOW MY WIFE PLEASE

Also, my children are @random_guy12321 and @PurpleLilac3333. My wife @Notalia is their cool stepmother and I'm the cool mother. Go follow my children.

Also, thanks to @_darcyyy_ for adding me to her bio. Please go give her a follow she's so sweet. :)

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PUT THIΔ ΩΠ ΨΩUR PRΩFILΣ IΓ ΨΩU ΔRΣ Δ DEMIGOD
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/ \  This is Bob the Titan.(And Cat Bob on his shoulder) Bob says hello. Copy and paste him everywhere you can. Soon he will take over the world.

🌈 𝕡𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕓𝕚𝕠 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥 𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕟 𝕝𝕘𝕓𝕥q+ 𝕤𝕒𝕗𝕖 𝕫𝕠𝕟𝕖
 #Walkerprotectionsquad #Leahprotectionsquad
 #ProChoice #Transrightsarehumanrights

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BEST SHIPS: (fandoms)
☀️💀Solangelo💀☀️  
🌊🦉Percabeth🦉🌊 
🔥🌬️ Valgrace 🌬️🔥  
🍏⚡Drarry⚡🍏
🌺✂️ Mizisua✂️🌺
🏹👑 Penelope×Odysseus🏹👑

BEST SHIPS:(Whattpad)
📖🏍️Rava+Gio🏍️📖
^Ride or Die - [BoyxBoy]
🐶🥕June+Ethan🥕🐶
^golden
🏐🎨Hugo+Alex🎨🏐
^(can we be friends?) 
🃏📸📸Leo+Felix📸🃏
^two of hearts

BEST WHATPAD BOOKS:(No specific order)
➡️Ride or Die - [BoyxBoy]
@d1rtydisco
➡️Guilty Pleasure
@d1rtydisco
➡️golden
@bubbbers
➡️two of hearts
@bubbbers
➡️Sheets
@sareyen

FANDOMS:
⚡Harry Potter⚡(the FANDOM, not the author)
🔱RIORDIANVERSE🔱(like actually I'm obsessed with PJO how tf)
👽 Alien Stage 👽 
🦉 Owl house 🦉 
⬇️ Avatar (TLA) ⬇️
💟 Nimona 💟
🏹 Epic 🏹 

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Tag me if a character in a story's gaydar is bad, I will try and help them.