Harry Potter no longer has any fucks to give. That's it. That's the plot. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. ((And all because Death does something absolutely fucking stupid behind Harry's back.)) Or; Harry dies and wakes up back in the cupboard underneath the stairs. Fed up of being thrown around like a dog's chew toy...
! this story is a joke. it is meant to be taken lightly ! crackfic /j marauders with phones and top tier comedy [gay gay and more gay]
in which phones exist at hogwarts, and sirius black gets added to a group chat with a bunch of unknown numbers. WRONG NUMBER. | MARAUDERS ERA. marlene: guys i have back problems james: i'm so glad you've decided to bring that up sirius: yeah you sit like a fucking question mark marlene: WHAT THE FUCK ©burkhqrt 202...
Chapter 1: An Escrow Agreement Harry Crow Author: robst The Dursleys are excruciatingly normal. They were just plain ordinary people, trying to live their orderly lives. Why should they take what they consider an abnormal freak into their home? This is so not a crossover fic. This story's first paragraph consists main...
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself
Voldemort never killed Harry, instead he killed his parents and kidnapped Harry to raise as his own son against Dumbledore and the light. I don't own this book. Credit goes to shopaholic1369. I'm just posting the book here. *Incomplete*
(Aka the Tomalongadingdong™ fic) It was a normal day for Harry. He woke up, made breakfast for his relatives, ate some leftovers, and went out to do the chores set for him. Then it all changed when he accidentally disturbed a snake in the grass. Please do not message me about translations. I'm not accepting them.
in which a tired draco malfoy jokingly scribbles his snapchat username onto a bathroom stall door, not foreseeing what it would lead to in the future. - harry j. potter has added you as a friend. - started: july 2017 finished: november 2019 33k words
When Harry returns to Hogwarts after the battle, everything has changed. Houses have been abolished and relationships have ended. Mandatory therapy is required alongside their normal classes. Everyone has changed... including Draco Malfoy. Once arrogant and haughty, he's now a shell of his former self. If anyone can...
BOOK ONE (years 1-8) Slytherin!Harry What would have happened if Harry Potter had accepted Draco Malfoy's friend request? Would things be different? Would Harry's attitude change? Is this description getting too long? Read and find out. Drarry: Yaoi (boyxboy) •warnings about extreme content will be posted All r...
After a fight between Draco and Harry, Dumbledore had finally had enough of their little 'rival' and let their punishment fall into the hands of Snape... Unfortunately, his suggestion was nothing compared to what they had in mind.
Marauder, Harry Potter Next Generation, Golden Trio Era's Headcanons
In June of 1980, Voldemort successfully took control of the Magical Ministry. For eleven years, Magical Britain was finally at peace, with only a few rebels fighting against the New Ministry. Voldemort stepped out of the limelight after the end of the war, choosing instead to focus on something important: His son. A f...
[COMPLETED] [CRACK-FIC HUMOUR] In which James Sirius Potter and Fred Arthur Weasley II discover a time turner, to try and help Tom Marvolo Riddle II loosen up. It's just a fun little time travelling journey, with our family and friends, what could possibly go wrong? "I'm going to name my cat, Missy!" "What a cute name...
A selection of oneshots from the Harry Potter universe. I take requests! Translation of 'Cocoa' available here! https://my.w.tt/NXNiuotki7 Hope you enjoy and happy reading! Love y'all! -Trixie
-COMPLEATED- Harry has just completed his fourth year at Hogwarts. It was that summer that he received a two year early creature inheritance and went to Gringots. After a series of tests he finds out that the Potters had blood-adopted him at age 4, his real parents shocking him. What will he do with this new informati...
[COMPLETE] How can love blossom in the midst of hatred? How can it catch you so suddenly and unexpectedly? Draco's 6th year was not at all going how he had planned. But a friendship, a relationship with Harry? That was definitely not something he saw coming. Warnings: DracoxHarry. Established RonxHermione. M/M M/F Sex...
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all his memories. With them, his allies,and his friends Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. This book does not belong to me it belongs to Blueowl on FanFiction.net. If asked by Blueowl I will take this story down...
Harry is betrayed. Harry gets a second chance to do it all over again. There is just one catch. If Harry gets to keep his memories from his previous life, so does Voldemort. Harry Potter/Tom Riddle
(Part 4 to Detention) - Drarry Fanfic Based on Harry Potter & The Order of the Phoenix
(Part 5 to Detention) - Drarry Fanfic Based on Harry Potter & The Halfblood Prince
"Are you scared?" "I'm not scared Potter!" "You can hold my hand if it helps you any." "I don't wanna hold your-" *wolf howl* Draco grabbed his hand. "Righhhht."
(Part 3 to Detention) - Drarry fanfic Based on: Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire
Link to original story: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1837793/1/Black-Truth And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP
The summer of 1976 was hotter than hell and full of new adventures and experiences... from beaches and boyfriends to motorbikes and castles, the Marauders have a summer to never forget... But Year Six will come with some interesting twists - new people at Hogwarts, and old ones conspicuously absent... a new Defense A...
The Marauders' final year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. From surprising changes in staff to a Christmas holiday moment you've all been waiting for, Year Seven will be a year of beginnings and a year of endings, a year in which the entire future may be decided -- and not just by their N.E.W.T. scores!
Join the Marauders for their final months at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry as they fight for their friends and family, revise for their NEWTS, and make the crossing into the next chapter of their lives.
