Jude x Cardan: Cardan is Coerced into a Honeymoon

"Seriously, hadn't mortals heard of velvet, or even fur? (Cardan)" When Cardan, the High King of Faerie, finds himself in a motel room celebrating a "honeymoon" (courtesy of Vivi, his mortal wife's cousin), he goes along with it. Never mind that he has no idea what a honeymoon is. Never mind that he's still enamored b...