Totally Random Jokes

The title is self explanatory. I hope you laugh your butts off. :) A.n. All credit goes to me and the internet. Don't steal the original ones I made up. Thanks and enjoy!

Human? *RE-WRITING//ON HOLD*

Scientists have discovered a way to turn your average human being into any supernatural creature of their choice. But what may seem extremely advanced, complex, and amazing comes with a dark price. The formuals that are used to transform humankind into the supernatural beings from books and movies are very powerful. I...