Thanos x Reader Smut Oneshots

Thanos: he's skinny, funny, he's a melanin queen Why wouldn't you wanna fuck him?!?!

/// KERMIT X DONALD TRUMP

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

Kermit the frog ~ A love story

Me and my hot daddy fuck repeatedly more than he and ms piggy fuck, which is like once a year cuz her fat ass feels insecure about him touching her, so he looks for sex with me because I'm better than her. She's ugly ass trash with an ugly ass fat ass looking ass nose.

Thomas the Train x Reader

You'll see😏😏😏😏

Curious George Goes To Jail

Curious George never got punished for any of the illegal things he did, and that teaches kids they can get away with things, but if George had been punished, kids wouldn't love him. So obviously, it was chosen for him to not be punished so that the publishers and author could make more money. This is simply what I thi...