Harry Potter Jokes

Just random jokes and stuff from the greatest book series ever written.

Perseus Potter (PJO / HP)

Prophecies are sometimes misheard or mistold. "The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches... Born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies... and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not... and either must die at the hand of t...

Two Different Worlds, Two Heroes : Percy Jackson and Harry Potter [EDITING]

Two different worlds collide as Percy Jackson, demigod and Harry Potter, wizard comes face-to-face after having dreams about each other. They are both in the middle of a war and could just be each other's solution to saving the world. [Set in Harry Potter's fifth year and after the Olympian war in Percy Jackson, right...

Facts about Harry Potter that you didn't know

In this book you'll finds some facts about Harry Potter characters that you probably didn't know. Enjoy! Disclaimer: I own nothing

The Other Aunt (A Harry Potter fanfiction)

What if Lily Evans had another sister? What if that sister was a marauder and an animagus? What if she married Remus? And what if she found out Harry was alive when he was in second year and got him from the Dursleys and became a Professor at Hogwarts? *I do not own Harry Potter!* (WARNING: I will not be crossposting...

Fate of a Missing Marauder

The Marauder Era. Harry Potter Fanfic. Melody Rosalyn Mason. Or Mel, what everybody calls her. A witch with sass, a short temper, and determination. She usually doesn't take anything from anyone. She lives an average life for a witch. Well, not really.....Did I not already mention that she's an orphan? But no matter w...

The Hoax (Dramione Story)

Hermione Granger wants revenge on Ron. The perfect person for her plan is Draco Malfoy. All she has to do is make him fall for her, easy as cake, right? But is it that easy to win Draco Malfoy's heart? All Draco Malfoy wants is for Pansy Parkinson to leave him alone. The only girl who'd make that happen is none other...

Searching- a Dramione fanfic

When Hermione visits her favorite muggle cafe in London she never expects to run into Draco Malfoy for the first time in three or four years and he has some information that Hermione desperately needs. Together they embark on an adventure and Hermione starts to feel a little different about the man who mocked her all...

The Other Uncle (a sequel)

Anna Lupin can't wait to teach with her husband in Harry's third year at Hogwarts, but everything is not all magic and unicorns at Hogwarts. With Sirius Black's escape, Anna is still unsure if she thinks he's guilty. Severus and Remus must compete for their favorite redhead's attention. On top of this, the Lupins must...