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  • How to Be Cliche (A Novel)
    5.8M 140K 47

    Cli·ché: a phrase or opinion that is overused and betrays a lack of original thought. Meet Pepper Ballard. Independent, single, and sarcastic as hell. Pepper fights her own battles with pride and is officially #done with clichés. Unshaven werewolves, pale vampires, flawless and talented female vampire hunters who inst...

  • The Happy Birthday Song ✓
    2.6M 123K 14

    ❝You and me,❞ he whispered, ❝until the end of time.❞ // A chronicle of Junie Bennett's birthdays from the ages of ten to twenty one.

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  • Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
    3.3M 198K 4

    Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

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  • Within These Walls
    4.5M 122K 71

    April Parker's plan for senior year is to tough it out with her overbearing stepfather for nine more months and move far away from home the second she graduates. It's what drives her to go through the motions every day and the reason his cruel expectations haven't crushed her. The last thing she expects is to end up i...

  • Condiments
    23.4K 2.8K 5

    In which a Subway worker teaches her customer the real reason why people use condiments

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  • It All Started With An Apple
    21.4M 612K 59

    Was published, but is now off the market--I'm sorry! Brianne is the opposite of her best friend, Kyla. Kyla is open-minded; Brianne is closed off, judgmental. Kyla is a hopeless romantic. Brianne? Not so much. So when Kyla shoves an apple into her face telling her to throw it across the cafeteria so she can find...

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  • Man Hunt
    1.5M 70.2K 21

    Twenty teens. Abducted. To play a game of man hunt.

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  • 5:48 [re-write 2.0]
    3.4M 2K 4

    Sometimes all you really need is a place to call home. * * * Being re-written completely as of May 14, 2021

  • The Quirky Tale of April Hale (Quirky Series #1)
    53M 1.6M 64

    Self-proclaimed weirdo April Hale and the notorious troublemaker Ryder Black have been living side by side for more than ten years. Both never attempted to communicate with each other, but on the night Ryder Black is thrown out by his own father, he asks her a question that might change both of their lives: "March...

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  • The Misfortunes of Lolita
    3.6M 148K 36

    A/N: This is an unedited, significantly different version of the soon to be published novel by losangelesque aka L. Akhter. This draft was written when I was 15-18 years old and I highly encourage new readers to read the published version instead. Former high school football star Frank Novak meets profound and depress...

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  • city lights
    114K 4.7K 7

    There in those city lights, there was no her and there was no him. There was just everything and nothing and the spaces in between, like flickering lights against a never-ending, black sky. There in those city lights, there was no love and there was no hate. There was just listening and talking and understanding every...