Funny Jokes And Comebacks

This book is not meant I offend anyone but I hope you enjoy I just want to lighten up your day

Awesome Quotes, Comebacks, and Insults!

Love quotes? You have come to the right place my friend. Like a lot of readers/nerds/internet addicts I am in love with some of the quotes I find from places like TV shows, books, bands, inspirational famous people, and the like. You'll find some insults and comebacks floating around in here too somewhere, which I g...

Comebacks Are My Second Language

100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)

The President's Daughter

"Watch where you’re going nerd!" Someone said knocking me down, while sending my books flying. I let out a sigh as I crouched down, collecting my books from the floor. Once I got up I saw the person who called me nerd a few seconds ago was standing in front of me wearing a smug expression. "What's wrong nerd? Cat got...

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The Nerd, She's a Street Racer

Melody Fawkes is a nerd by day and Ace by night. Ace is the top female street racer however no one knows the face behind her mask. When new kid, Jace Ryder saves Ace, he finds out who she really is and tells everyone that their dating so she can teach him how to race without people getting suspicious. She wants to kno...

Teenager Posts

Funny and interesting stuff

This is stuff I think is funny, intersting, or something i feel very strongly about. Please don't take offence. I'm not a mean person. If any thing does offend you, tell me, I'll change it. Some things may be mispelled and will be fix as soon as Lindy reads it!! Please read, you should laugh, and if you like/love JB...

The Girl He Never Noticed

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks...

Humor

This is a book of jokes for us teenagers, if you don't like it don't read it! :) THANKS!

Love is Blind

^Top Five Finalist in the 2013 Watty Award^ ATTENTION: Due to publishing this is only HALF of the book. For the complete story, this book is available on Amazon! Meet Reece Collins, Washington's star quaterback, best pitcher, and track star. Reece has the money, killer looks, and the perfect family. His life was perfe...

Losing Cinderella (Completed but on hold)

Ashtyn Montgomery has been hailed a celebrity in her world. Blessed with a sensational voice and a body that can grace the dance floor, she had a very bright future as a performer. But, she wanted to leave that world to pursue a different career path. In order to do that, she hid her voice to work in one of the most p...

A Mermaid's Tale

"I was walking in the rocks next to the crashing waves in Georgetown, Maine. I had seen so many beautiful tide pools. Then I came across this one, gigantic tide pool. It was so beautiful and I wanted to swim in it. I pulled out the hair elastic sending the red mid-chest long hair swinging around my head. I kicked off...

Alpha - Forever #1 (Sample of Published Book)

Seventeen-year-old Scarlett Hayes is living her life by her own rules. Losing her parents at a young age has made her strong and fiercely independent. She knows exactly who she is and nothing is going to change that. Everything starts to change for her when she moves to a new town. She meets Cade Presley. He is domin...

A Bad Boy Stole My Bra- SAMPLE

A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3...

While We Fall (The Eva Series #2)

Sequel to AS THEY RISE, the popular Wattpad featured book with over 1.8M reads. After a powerful virus spread like wildfire, Australia became a zombie infested island with no escape. The only way for Eva and her friends to survive is to drive across the country to find refuge with Wyatt's brother, Elliot, in his rain...

THE ACCIDENTAL EXORCIST

For fans of Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Peter Blatty, Ted Dekker, and Frank Peretti When forensic psychiatrist Abigail Lee meets a baby-killing mother who has been declared criminally insane and acquitted, she discovers something lurking beneath the surface. Something far deeper and more insidious than mere psychopathy...

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Deadland Rising (part 3 of the Deadland Saga)

Winter has arrived. It has been nearly one year since the zombie hordes claimed the world. As the plague eats away at its victims' bodies, the Fox survivors search for a safe place to rebuild what they have lost. But a dangerous new threat has risen, hunting them from every direction. To survive, Cash, Clutch, and th...

Bad Boy Isn't My Type... (Published as 'The Good Girl's Guide to Bad Boys)

"The good girl always falls for the bad boy," he sneered and I smirked. "Well, you're in luck because I'm not a good girl," I retorted, causing a small smile to appear on his face. "Prove it." When Andy Deeks moves away from home to attend university, she soon regrets not checking out the details on her new roommate...

That Risen Snow: A Scary Tale of Snow White and Zombies (Wattys 2014 Award Winner)

Book One of the Scary Tales The zombie sequel to Snow White begins where the classic fairy tale ends, with the Prince’s kiss waking Snow from her cursed slumber. Snow wakes up, but she doesn’t wake up right. Now a deranged zombie, Snow infects both the Prince and the seven dwarfs’ leader. That leaves the young dwarf...

I Almost Killed My Crush's Mom

I, Lois Mai Reynolds, am all kinds of clumsy. I fall over flat surfaces. I drop expensive vases, and miraculously find ways to trip over thin air. Not a day has passed by when I'm not wearing a Band-Aid for some kind of accident that I've endured, and it's stooped to the level now that my parents call me King Kong and...

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

Deadland's Harvest (part 2 of the Deadland Saga)

The seven deadly sins with a shambling twist. It has been one hundred days since the zombies claimed the world. Cash, along with forty-two survivors, have found safety in the secluded and well-guarded Fox National Park. The leaves are changing colors, a beautiful, brutal reminder that winter is coming. As the survivo...

Tell No Tales

Every family has their secrets. Struggling lawyer Martin Reed knows that all too well; the fact that the family is on the verge bankruptcy is something he’s been trying to keep quiet for months. So it seems like divine intervention when the Reeds learn that they’ve just been left a vast fortune by a great aunt they ba...

The Surgeon

"He took me to a place that reeked of old age and secrets."

The Cell Phone Swap

Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. B...

Mystic High ✓

Oriane Moore, the new addition to the Diana Mist College, recently discovered that she is a witch. Or more specifically, a so-called 'elemental'. It's changed her life completely. Aside from the usual hocus pocus, hexes, and talking pets, Oriane, like her fellow classmates, is supposed to have control over at least on...

*On hold* Millennium ~ Book1: Dreams & Souls

*ON HOLD since Oct2019* Dark Fantasy // Paranormal // Horror // LGBTQ+ // Novel // Ongoing ~*~ Demon souls are designed to be broken. ~ Aislinn has always been different. She hears the voice of an Indian woman in her head and a blue angel watches over her in her dreams. For years this has been her normal, but it all...

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