dram(a)vengers ▹p. parker x reader

Sequel of To: Spider-Dweeb 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫, 𝟏𝟖 ɴᴏᴛ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ/ᴄᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴅᴜᴄᴇʀ There's no evidence that I broke the toaster, but there also no evidence that I didn't break the toaster. 𝐘/𝐧 𝐋/𝐧, 𝟏𝟖 ɴᴏᴛ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ's ɢғ/ᴄᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴅᴜᴄᴇʀ Not to be crayon-ist, but I only ate the blue crayons when I was three.