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  • Raised by Wolfstar
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    AU where Sirius doesn't go to Azkaban, Peter gets caught. Remus and Sirius realize they're in love and raise Harry. ALL CHARACTERS AND SUCH BELONG TO THE MOST WONDERFUL J.K. ROWLING!!! This is my first ever writing of any kind aside from poetry, just a heads up. So please be nice. Comments, tips, and suggestions are w...

  • Harry Potter Headcanons
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    It's kinda self explanatory... THERE IS A PART TWO BECAUSE I HAVE SO MANY LOL

  • A Legend From beyond the Galactic Terrorvortex
    104 5 1

    The evil Lord Zargothrax managed to escape into a wormhole opened after the Hootsman detonated his nuclear heart, and destroyed planet Earth. So, Angus McFife XIII followed him into the wormhole, and now quests to destroy him once and for all. Sequel to Space 1992: Rise of the Chaos Wizards This story is inspired by t...

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  • Miscommunication
    334 7 1

    The story of Mable and why she was wandering the Wasteland.

  • the adventure of Life of Boris
    3.4K 93 7

    this is about a name man known as Boris he had found out that his mayonaise is gone not just ordinary mayonaise but very special one made from slavic ingredians and his neighbor Vadim stolle it and it said : The mayonaze is power ) will boris find his special mayonaise found out more

  • Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles
    136K 3.5K 15

    "Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann" ~ Tu...

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  • Periods. {COMPLETED}
    213K 9K 101

    They hurt, they smell, and they never end. There is nothing good about them. They stink. #38 in Rant

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  • Fanfiction Cliches (and Where to Find Them)
    25.8K 695 14

    There are so many cliches in the weird and wonderful world of fanfiction - and it turns out that I use a lot of them in my own writing! So join me in my quest to collect and record every single fanfic cliche... and laugh as I call myself out on all of them.

  • Portal: A Novel (Portal/Portal2 fanfiction)
    23.8K 854 39

    "What's that? Ooh, what IS that?" Well, it's a book. A book about a girl. A book about a monster with a conscience. A book about a friendly box and a bunch of talking orbs. This is the story of Portal. This is an unofficial novelization of a video game, which Valve owns. Portal/Portal 2 fanfiction (PG for mild peril)

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  • Welcome to Wattpad!
    1.6K 2 4

    Need help making fanfics at wattpad? then check this out!

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  • 135 Random Things to Do in Public
    2.4M 116K 135

    WARNING: I SHALL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY STUPID THINGS YOU DO BECAUSE OF THIS BOOK. I DO NOT PERSONALLY OWN ALL OF THESE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS MOST DEFINITELY ADVISED. When you're bored, you go do something to make you "un-bored". I suggest Netflix, Youtube, or if you're a bookworm, reading. Personally, I'm mo...

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  • WATTPAD CLICHES
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    -Werewolf -Vampire -Teen Fictions -Romance -Zombies -Fanfics -Poetry/Quote -Fantasy -Anime + more cliches! Read on to find some of the most common cliches in these categories #869 in humor (01-18-17) #298 in humor (01-19-17) #139 in quote (03-25-20) #315 in poetry (04-06-20)

  • Waiting On White Shores - a Legolas x Gimli fanfic [DISCONTINUED]
    8.9K 158 9

    HI! THIS HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED. PLEASE CHECK OUT MY REWRITTEN VERSION! Legolas x Gimli FanFiction. All I own is the plot :) this story is mostly in Legolas' perspective - if not, then I'll specify I don't own the cover art LoTR is life

  • Thorin's Guide To Majesty
    1.2K 142 14

    I am Thorin Oakenshield, Son Of Thrain, Son Of Thrór, King Under The Mountain, and I welcome you to my book that teaches newbies how to be majestic. You should be very grateful for this, because I know a certain ELF KING *cough, cough THRANDUIL, cough, cough, that wouldn't do this for you. Well, he's not exactly MAJES...

  • Dumb Book Moments
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    These are just some dumb moments in books I've picked up. This 'book' includes dumb moments from fan fictions, school cliché's, super natural people and many more. Warning: Book contains swearing and inappropriateness

  • The Cringes of Narnia - The Lit, The Woke and the Whatthephuck
    143 2 5

    "The Cliches Cometh." In which our gorgeous heroine must battle cliches and bad grammar to defeat the White Witch and save Narnia from eternal peril. She'll probably become High Queen while she's at it, too.

  • Daylight (A Twilight Parody)
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  • Cliche(A parody)
    40.6K 2K 17

    This is a parody of all those cliche stories that you absolutely LOVE. #255 in Humor

  • A Casual Trip to Mordor
    888 88 7

    What if the Fellowship lived in the modern world? What if the way to Mordor, the business empire of the century, was in a junky Volkswagen van? And most of all, what if Merry and Pippin discovered the wonders of IHOP and the never-ending pancakes? -I do not own Tolkien's characters, though I wish I did; I simply enjo...

  • Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
    3.3M 199K 4

    Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

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  • Lord of the Rings... Chat Room!
    4K 418 1

    When the inhabitants of Middle Earth are given access and free reign to modern technology such as computers, phones, and, most importantly, a chatroom only one thing is certain: chaos. As more and more of Middle Earth comes to realize the great entertainment of social media, a plot could unravel their entire world in...

  • Remember Today
    154 11 1

    It has been exactly one year since Boromir departed from Middle-Earth, and journeyed to the halls of his forefathers. Faramir spends a quiet moment reflecting, and so does the King.

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  • Middle Earth Mayhem
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    Funny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!

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  • Learning how to fly
    175 8 1

    A little oneshot where Incubus John teaches Vampire George how to fly

  • A Cat Called Anárion (Faramir One-Shot)
    94 8 1

    Written as an English assignment. Anárion, Faramir's most beloved cat is always causing problems for him. But Anárion is ever loyal to his Master.

  • The Wiggles Fan fiction
    1.8K 20 3

    Just a regular wigglenator

  • Kiss vs Ozzy Osbourne
    311 2 1

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  • BAND LIFE // A KISS fanfiction (completed)
    11.6K 349 10

    Gene, Paul, Ace and Peter have just had some success when their band KISS released their first album! However things don't always go as planned... Friendships will be tested, loves will be found, and lots of trouble will find the four guys that are soon to become the hottest band in the world!

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  • Hunger Games Boarding School
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    Basic, I know, but I wanted to write one myself (I am very bad at summaries so I apologize) Katniss Everdeen is saying goodbye to her family and staying at a boarding school for the rest of her high school years. She will meet friends, enemy's, and possibly start a romance. These relationships will have there ups and...