Incorrect Seventeen pt. 5 💎😄
5th edition of SEVENTEEN incorrect quotes. Hope y'all like it.
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Incorrect Seventeen pt. 3 💎😄
It's the 3rd edition of SEVENTEEN incorrect quotes Hope you like them 💚
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The Starbucks Hotline
❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotlin...
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Anger Management
❝Good morning. This is Target, how can I help you?❞ ❝Why do I have the sudden urge to kill my family?❞ ❝...Woah...well...shit. Ma'am, I think you dialed the wrong number.❞ ❝No. I dialed correctly. Are you any help?❞ ❝...No sé qué decir a esta chica loca.❞ In which a girl named Farah calls Target and meets a boy named...
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You're So Annoying ✔️
I continue throwing pebbles at his window, a grin on my face. He finally opens his window, glaring at me. "What do you want Matthews?" "I have a really important question! It's a matter of life and death!" "What?" "Do you have a cat?" "Oh my god, you're so annoying... just... go to sleep." "But-" "Go to sleep."...
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Sh*t! We're Lost! (Sequel to Sh*t! I'm Sorry!)
Sequel to: Shit! I'm Sorry! Alexis and Ryan continue their crazy journey together. Literally. He said, "pack your bags, we're getting out of here...tomorrow". What happens when you are suddenly pulled into a travelling madness across Europe, America, Asia and the Middle East? No planning, no map and no sense of what...
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Dealing with the Dumbass
"I'm so dumb," Nathan mumbles. "Well, I'm dumber," I say with a shrug. He lets out a chuckle, before his green eyes meet mine. "Then I'm the dumbest, Minnie Mouse." ••• Opal Rodriguez and Nathan Adams. The two lovebirds that unofficially met because of a dare by the pool. Having been invited to the wedding...
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Sh*t! I'm Sorry!
Highest Rank: #1 in Romance, #2 in Humor What happens when you're walking down the street, with one of the best coffees in hand, turn around for one second... Then the next thing you know, the world is spinning and you've landed in the arms of one of the most gorgeous organisms of the male species. With the best coff...
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The Science Behind Boys
DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE [Highest rank so far: #57 in humor] "Boys. I don't understand them. At all. One of the most mysterious, misunderstood, and misinterpreted creatures of the planet. All we know is that they have a thing called the pen- -nevermind because I don't want to say that word..." *** Boys are th...
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It Started With A High Top
Anne De Ville is a do-the-same-thing-every-day kind of ordinary. On the one day she chooses to try and do something different, she ends up dropping her shoes down several flights of stairs, right onto the head of her crush-and her brother's best friend-Hunter Denegan. Will her Prince Charming look for the girl who lo...
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Pushed into the Pool by the Bad Boy
"Had a nice swim?" He asks, a smirk on his face. I could literally slap him right now. "Bitch, you pushed me," I say breathlessly, my body shaking from the cold water. He just looks amused, as he takes a step closer to me. "Language," he says, his voice almost a whisper, "there's children here." ••• Opal Ro...
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