lemons (god forgive us for our sins)

just smut. pure plain indescribable smut i hope u enjoy

𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔪𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔰𝔱𝔬𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔰

Fictions I make about Dream/Weirdcore <3 TW: Derealization, Traumacore

Annoying Orange x Reader

"HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH" It was that laugh, his sweet laugh made me fall in love with him." In this fairy tale, you encounter Annoying Orange at one of his movie trailer reviews. You were in the front room, not being seen by the camera.

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Rage With Benefits

"I fucking hate you." "You shouldn't really say things like that when my dick is up your ass, Norris." Two hot-headed athletes with overflowing rage and unwinding sex drive is very much never a good combo. Bryce and Ian never see eye to eye on things. Despite being caged in the same group of friends in the same swimmi...

Shrek X Bread

I'm sorry

Kiss It Better [MxM]

Mature novel 18+ | Boy loves girl or boy loves boy? Deadbeat millennial Inho Kim just wanted to surprise his long-distance girlfriend. So, why the hell is he standing in Vancouver rain with nothing but a boner and her handsome boss' business card? A Queer Adult Romance about the messy endings and messier beginnings of...

Enemies with benefits

Colby hated one guy and one guy only. This guy stole his chance to become captain of the football team, mocks him in front of the team and -the cherry on top- slept with Colby's girlfriend. This guy was Ezra Dickinson. Colby swore that if he ever got the chance to get revenge on the guy he'd do it. So why did he get s...

The Obama Drama. (Aka, The Worst Quackity Fanfic)

You're the shy former president of the United States with a simple boring life working as a struggling Letsplayer. Little do you know, your entire world is about to change when a mysterious and handsome YouTuber enters your life. ⚠️ CAUTION ⚠️ This fic contains Obama's last name. Proceed at your own risk! 461 in #bad...

I'm Here to Help You (Darkiplier x Reader)

{COMPLETED} This is my first story, so only constructive criticism, please. Also, there's no smut. Sorry not sorry. I ain't writing that shit. Also also, there's probably gonna be some gore, but that's to be expected. I'll keep the character pretty gender neutral, but I'm personally a demigirl so forgive me if the cha...

Obama x Reader

i made this at 1 am stop readibg tjis please, its so old I genuinely hate everyone who commented on this story, you are all so annoying and have the worst humor, I regret writing this. /srs

Jump

"Mari, don't you dare--" Ayla warned. That was about when she jumped off the roof. A Marichat fanfiction, possible other shippings. PG13 Rating.

SCP {The SCP That United Them All}

[The first book in my SCP Trilogy!] {COMPLETED} SCP-GU411 Subject file classified under level 5 clearance Object class, Euclid (under review) SCP-GU411 is a normal caucasian male, age 32, 5' 10", with a fairly average muscular build. Originally an officer of the SCP foundation. All records and actual term of service...

Who's Cares About Barbie?

"You're a liar!" "No, that's not true. I've always honest with you." Ken deadpanned a look of complete and utter disbelief. "No, really. I totally meant it when I said I hated you."