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Sh*t! I'm Sorry!

Highest Rank: #1 in Romance, #2 in Humor What happens when you're walking down the street, with one of the best coffees in hand, turn around for one second... Then the next thing you know, the world is spinning and you've landed in the arms of one of the most gorgeous organisms of the male species. With the best coff...

Lacey's Night of Sinn (18+)(*TEASER ONLY*)

Every year Lacey Diaz hosts a singles meet and greet. An atypical guest clad in black leather and tattoos rolls in fresh off his motorcycle. Instead of a romantic dinner, red roses and a box of chocolates, rough, crass and cynical Devlin Sinn offers Lacey a lust filled night of unbridled passion. Lacey's prudish insti...

Need Someone | [Complete]

Flirting with a patient is fine . . . as long as it doesn't go further. . . . Sabine is a talented nurse starting her dream job when she meets her newest, flirtatious patient, Ziggy. When Ziggy receives a life-changing diagnosis, he turns to Sabine for help to make it through. As their relationship turns to dependence...

Marked As His [BoyxBoy]

"I can't be with you" "So you're just going to let some family rule keep us apart" he said as a tear fell. Young Koda was following the rules. It was a family tradition. But with an over controlling father, a lot things had to be done his way. So when young Koda decides to break one of the family rules. It changes his...

The Good Daughter

Rowynn Marsden has lived her life under the protective stance of her domineering father. Never to be seen or heard, Rowynn lives with her brother's and sister's in solitude, with her father protecting over eighty pack members on sacred grounds. No one can know that shifters exist, let alone live day to day amongst the...

Come Back To Me (Previously No Friends Just Benefits)

NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON KINDLE AND IBOOKS! ---------------------- Meet Jason Henderson. A 21 year old hopeless romantic. Playing with girls hearts just doesn't seem right. They're people, not toys. And then there's Charlotte Ferguson: a simple 17 year old with a burning hatred for love. It's polluting the air she brea...

Just A Friend?

Will I Always Be: Just A Friend? {Book 1} *** {Teen Fiction #1} Ashton Thompson is everything you'd want in a boyfriend. He's funny, caring, childish at times, loving, romantic...oh and he's drool-worthy gorgeous. It's just a shame that he's my best friend...NOT my boyfriend. Being in love with your best f...

The Professional Lover II (18+) | [Complete]

"He'd pay me two grand a month to sleep with me?" "No. He'd pay you two grand a 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬." ... Maggie is a college student working as a stripper in Las Vegas when a close friend approaches her with a proposition. High-end escorting. Desperate to gain independence and pay off a variety of debts, the offer seems more th...

Drive

Drive is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. He's an arrogant race car driver with an attitude. She's a stubborn tire mechanic out to prove herself in a man's world. When sparks fly, will their passion make it to the finish lin...

The Professional Lover (18+) | [Complete]

His face relaxes and it clicks. I know him! I just saw him naked on Tumblr. "I'm sorry, but are you ... Mickey Vale?" He smiles. "Yes, I am. How do you know that?" ... Penny is a college student working as a maid in a hotel when she accidentally bumps into the celebrity staying in the penthouse suite. Michael Valent...

daddy knows best💦💦

this story is about a girl names Monica and a guy named jakk. Monica is Jakks sex slave thats all u need to know read the rest to find out thse rest injoy!! PS the first chapter is just explaining how she became a slex leave the rest is really juicy

Bullied (Bullied Series #1) (SAMPLE)

***Please note that this book has been taken down because it's been published, and you can see only the sample chapters of the published version. You can find the links to both ebook and paperback in my profile bio. ------------- I have always been bullied and trapped in darkness. I hoped life would get better when...

The Girl He Never Noticed - Up to 50% off for a limited time!

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** Wattpad Originals 5th Anniversary Event: Unlock this story now for up to 50% off! Hurry! Offer ends on May 26. ******...

Books That Will Keep You Up All Night Werewolf Style!!

This Are Some Amazing And So Of My Favourite Werewolf Wattpad Books! :) All Rights Go Out To The Athuor Of These Books <3

Tony's Secret

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Train Me

(BDSM) How will Danielle learn to juggle being a submissive with her own feelings and emotions?

how i fell in love with a psycopath

"what did i tell you about doing as i say?" he said roughly. "i-i know but i d-dont want to d-do this." i was so frightend and i was stuttering so bad, he knew i was afraid of him. He knew and he liked it. and for some reason, dispite that fear i felt for him, something was brewing in my heart and i wasnt doing anythi...

I Am Only One {Mature Vampire Romance}

Highest Rankings: #1 Vampire #1 Paranormal #1 Fantasy #1 Supernatural #1 Action #1 Dragon #5 Romance #5 Wattpad's AD App 100 MOST READ LIST! Her body was exquisite. I wanted to run my tongue around her hardened nipples and grasp her hips while sinking inside her. I contemplated what sounds she would make when I nudged...

This Kiss (18+) COMPLETED

Annie Sands and Tyler Crews are two actors, two very little known actors wanting to kick start their career. So they enter to be starred in a reality TV series. Will Tyler and Annie be able to showcase the feelings they're hiding from each other? Or will their quick beginning love ruin the TV series altogether?

What The Heart Craves (Complete)

Lacey Harper is in love with her brother's best friend, Adonis Grayson, who is also the lead singer of a famous band. When she is faced with a life changing situation, it rocks everyone close to her including Adonis and she discovers nothing is simple in life or love. ...

Roommates (REWRITING)

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!