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  • Thomas Sanders Sides OneShots
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    One shots for Thomas's sides ・:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+ Second book is up now! (Some of the characters I write about - Thomas and his 'sides' - are not mine! They were created by Thomas Sanders who is a YouTuber. If you didn't know that already, I'd suggest you check him out before reading my stuff!)

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  • Youtuber Sitting
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    ** SEQUEL TO EGO DAYCARE ** Just over a year ago, Markiplier and Jacksepticeye were forced to take care of a whole slew of ego children, but now it seems the tables have turned. How will the big kids at heart, handle being actual children again? But more importantly, can their dysfunctional clones keep them alive long...

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  • Who Killed Markiplier? (Damien X Female!Reader)
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    Mark is killed during a night of poker. Detective Abe is planning to figure out who is the killer. The Chef, the Butler, and Jack are scared for their own lives. However, the mayor, Damien, is scared about losing you. You two had always loved each other growing up, but never told anyone. Now that both of your lives m...

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  • Honey, I Shrunk the Egos
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    The "egos" are just some fun characters created by Markiplier and Jacksepticeye. Unless they happen to be two sets of best kept secrets, that Mark and Jack are sick of carrying around with them. When the guys go to strange lengths to try and rid their lives of the paranormal duplicates, things only get stranger. No on...

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  • Who Killed Markiplier?~ Damien x Reader
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    Drama, dark magic, a mysterious murder, and newfound love. It seems like everything goes wrong when a wealthy man named Mark invites you and the rest of his old childhood friends to his manor for a get together and is found dead the next morning in his own home. Everyone turns against each other, and it's up to you a...

  • Not Your Toy (Darkiplier X Reader)
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    "I'm not your toy!!" my voice was hoarse from screaming. "Not my toy? Is that really what you think?! You're right!" Dark sat in front of me, kneeling. "A toy you can play with, you're everything to me. I can make you do anything I want, and you'll like it, princess"

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  • Ego Daycare
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    Markiplier and Jacksepticeye's egos sometimes act childish, but things hit a whole new level when they turn up as actual ankle biters. Will Mark and Jack be destined to learn about parenthood from their own tiny monster clones, or will they uncover the truth about how the egos became children and find a way to reverse...

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  • Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter
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    Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

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  • Who Are You Really? (A Detroit: Become Human, and Jacksepticeye Fanfiction)
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    --- Updates on Mondays --- The Detroit police department in 2039 is a strange place. Outbreaks of Deviancy within the everyday android are turning this town rampant; and is turning the police department into a war zone. A hard-boiled eccentric police lieutenant, and his android, RK800 companion are no longer able to...

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  • Suicide Helpline
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    ❝In which a celebrity dials a random number in hope of finding one last thing to make him smile before he commits suicide at the end of the month.❞ "I'm going to commit suicide in one months time." "I think you have the wrong number." "It can't be the wrong number Princess. I picked a random number from the catalog." ...

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  • FACE CLAIMS ✓
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    ━ IN WHICH THE ADMINS PROVIDE YOU WITH FACE CLAIMS FOR YOUR RIVERDALE FICS

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  • Iplier House
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    Cut. End scene. Stop recording. Markiplier lives his own life outside of his youtube videos, but what about his many alter egos? Sure maybe they stay trapped in those videos, and maybe teachers really do live at the school. Perhaps though, they live together in a communal house and are just trying to live their lives...

  • The Septics
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    Jacksepticeye has a life beyond youtube, but do his strange video characters? The egos decided it would be a good idea to rent apartments in the same building, so they could be close and help each other out, but who knows if that was the right decision. Now they're just making the best of it and living their lives. Th...

  • Forgotten - Antisepticeye
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    - SHORT STORY: MULTIPLE ENDINGS - - TRIGGER WARNING: ANGST (MAYBE, IF YOU'RE INTO THAT EASILY) - - TRIGGER WARNING: SLIGHT GORE (FOURTH ENDING)- It's been years since Jack quit his channel for his family. He has a happy family, and everyone will remember him as the YouTuber that either came into your life, changed it...

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  • He's a pirate (Warfstache X reader)
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    You need money for your family very badly, so you go into the dangerous seas with the well known Captain Jack Sparrow. You work on his ship as a cleaner, but you want to learn how to fight. Everything seems to be peaceful, untill the ship is being attacked by the horrible, dangerous Captain Wilford Warfstache

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  • narcotic sweet talk » danti
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    Dark and Anti have a lot of issues to deal with and stress levels are off the charts, so they decide to use each other to relieve the tension. Words: 20.8k

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  • Stuck In The Middle - Darkiplier x Antisepticeye x Reader
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    One fateful night, you decide to go out with your friend for a little party, as is how all adventures start. Almost immediately, you are thrust into a situation that you never thought possible; a war between two demons: Darkiplier and Antisepticeye. As the fight between former friends becomes more and more heated, y...

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  • Fragile Souls | Chase Brody x Reader
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    A New Years special, a short story A fireplace is softly cracking. A snowstorm outside preventing you from leaving this cozy log cabin, where you're stuck with just a few people, a young sweet man among them - How well can you get to know him before you run out of time?

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  • Help, I'm Terrified
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    He's alone, crying, starving to death, sick, aching in every part of his body. He ignored the messages on Twitter and the texts and calls from his friends. He finally got the nerve to answer his best friend. "Jack, are you ok?" "I'm not ok, Mark! Please help, I'm ter-" "Sean? SEAN!?" (SUCIDE WARNINGS, DRUG MENTION...

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  • Extremely Short Horror Stories (Two Sentence Horror Stories)
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    The largest collection of two and one sentence horror stories on watt pad. Cover by @wordgirlalways

  • Youtuber Egos Short Story Collection!
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    This is a collection of short stories about Jack, Mark and their egos that I published on Tumblr. I thought since I put One and the Same here I might a well put my other stories here too! Enjoy!!

  • Cringe Worthy Moments in Fanfiction.
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    Things in fanfictions that make everyone cringe. Like really, really cringe. A lot.

  • fictional therapy || book help
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    in which an author lets you know what she finds unattractive in literature featuring famous people NO HATE THIS IS MY OPINION AND IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE NOW [UNDER POSSIBLE EDITING]

  • Finality | The Maze Runner / Newt ³ ✓
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    ❝As we tried to instill in each of our subjects over and over, WICKED is good.❞ 1. dylan [dill - an] n. the girl whose mind is the key 2. newt [nyü-t] n. the boy she couldn't save in which she tries her best to save the human race, but that does not include everyone ©stilestastic 2016 𝐚𝐧 𝐈𝐕𝐘 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐆𝐔𝐄 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤...

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