I started these in my Wattpad 101 as a joke chapter that showcases all the cliches among various genres. I started with Fan Fiction, moved on to Fantasy and Sci Fi... and to be honest, I like writing these funny "shorts". I had a lot of ideas and not all of them really fit as Wattpad 101 chapters, so I decided to turn...
'Elthríel listened with rapt attention as Finrod, laying on his back and staring at the clear sky above him, spoke about the beauty of the Trees of Valinor. He rarely spoke to her now, not that he had ever made a habit to talk with her, but this was the first time she had ever hear him talk about the days in Valinor...
Meet Kate Ashton: aspiring photographer, currently working at a book shop. She has always had high hopes of pursuing her dream, but her photos have always seemed to lack a certain depth and spirit. Then, when all hope seems lost, she meets Emma: a young woman disowned by her family and looking for some direction in h...
Having just graduated, Penelope is ready to kick back and enjoy her last summer before college starts. However, a few things stand in her way. First, there's the fact that Xavier and Gray have both sent her vague emails that maybe, possibly, mean "want to go out with me." (And her answer, in both cases, is, "When did...
Pen's uncle is a cop, and ever since she was able to crawl, she was being versed in the arts of stranger danger (and possibly a few karate, ninja-like moves). So when some unknown guy begins to chat her up through her car window, and then goes on to watch her as she drives away, she does what she's been taught: she go...
Nobody knows what it's like to be asexual. Nobody knows how it happens, i assume you're born that way, the same way you're born gay or straight. but what if asexuality ruined your life? Knowing that you're different but not how. Trying to find yourself in a maze of madness. Relationships change, things change...
Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out t...
Oh, Writer's Block. I Hate You. You make me want to gag myself with a spoon. We all get it! We all hate it! But..How do we get rid of it? That's the real question. There are MANY different theories of overcoming writer's block. Some of them good, others..well complete horseballs. In this book I will be testing vario...
She wasn't what the Devil wanted....but he could go to hell. Everybody hates Letha Antitheus, including Letha Antitheus. She's rude and obnoxious, skips school, and has the popular new boy following her around. She's also the daughter of Wrath, one of the seven deadly sins.The question is; what will it take for Let...
“What could be someone’s dream, could be another one’s nightmare.” In Cold War era America, Shelton Morris is nothing more than another writer with the dream of making it big. He thinks he’s got it right when he decides to write about a mental institution; however, while doing research, he crosses paths with Timothy H...
A collection of short rants regarding all the things that annoy me on Wattpad! Tongue in cheek, humour - not to be taken too seriously!
if you think you know the real me then you couldn't be more wrong unless you're Her
Have you ever made a mistake? Did that mistake cost someone their life? Words aren't enough to explain what I want to say, and I've forced myself to be mute. My soul is buried beneath the ground, and my mind is destroying itself--a slow death. I feel like I'm drowning in my pool of regrets; the anguish and torture is...
