WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHER *picks up waffles* Firestar: *screech* ^^' anyways.. Have fun! ***A...
The territories are ruled by the stupidest cats ever, cats such as: Dickstar of AssClan, Mydealercutmeoffstar of StonerClan, Ashstar of IdontgiveashitClan, Titsmcgeestar of WhoreClan, OCDstar of WeneedmedicalhelpClan, and Doyoumindstar of SassyClan. Welcome to their world. You should've left while you could.
When both medicine cats get a prophecy seasons before the real thing, they don't believe it's real. But when North Korea nukes America's beloved state, Washington, it feels all too close to home. Literally. RockClan and StreamClan are thrown into a world of desperation, death, and confusion as their home and the world...
When a power-crazy leader erupts an unnecessary battle, many lives are lost. Without the hope of a normal life, RockClan turns into a live Dark Forest. The infected still roam but these Clan cats have evolved to be immune and emotionless when it comes to blood-contact and killing. The shadows of the undead creep close...
*thoroughly editing* Icefeather's story was a story untold - until now. She was beaten up, called names, rejected, and hated on for simply being different. Being a BloodClan warrior, the others expected her to be bigger and stronger. Everyone in BloodClan made her feel worthless... except for her idle, Scourge. When h...