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  • Dirty Jokes
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  • Quotes
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    just some random quotes from random places **the beginning of this book is awful, i'm sorry but it get's better** **actually no it doesn't this whole book sucks, gotta blast!**

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  • Model Undercover [On Hold]
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    Bella wasn't planning on going to school because being a model means being a celebrity. But the part that made it even worse was that her mom, a reporter, wanted to do an article about a "project nerd." The nerd project meant she had to be the nerd and go to school. She was a Model Undercover. "Are you serious? I have...

  • Avengers Texts
    2.6M 163K 87

    Ever wondered what the Avengers tell each other when they're not on duty? Whatever the heck this is. Thanks for 1M! Bucks and kisses, CaptainUSA

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  • Officer Down
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    Two cops-- partners. They see it all: the good, the bad, and the stupid. And when they’re on the job, what they see could get them killed. This is one of those days. ***Note:  Rather than a traditional story, this is 'slice-of-life' fiction, comprised of various vignettes in the lives of these characters. This story m...

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  • Funny Text Bloopers
    23.6M 929K 598

    Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

  • Bad Boy's Game
    70.8M 2.2M 46

    He lit his cigarette, I lit nothing. He drank alcohol, I drank water. He smirked, I smiled. He didn't love me, I didn't love him. He and I together wouldn't last a day. And then the game started... He said he found me intriguing, unique, and interesting because I didn'...

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  • ✪ American Noise ✪ [Captain America]
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    Liz Dolan has put her life on hold for many reasons. Good ones, too (or so she keeps telling herself). Steve Rogers is trying to stumble forward with his life in a world that seems almost alien. When Steve moves into the Washington, D.C. apartment building owned by the Dolan family, John "Pops" Dolan continues trying...

  • Funny Jokes
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    Hilarious quotes for you to laugh over

  • Jokes, Quotes, and Insults
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    A list of jokes, quotes, and insults I have seen, heard, or came up with over the years. I do not take credit for all the jokes found in here.

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  • Look but Don't Choke
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    After Evie Harper spends the day pining after her unrequited childhood crush, Harley, she drowns her sorrows in a bottle of stolen wine. But the next day, and one glorious hangover later, Harley is found with a very naked-very strangled stripper in his bed. Naturally the police assume that it's some kind of erotic pla...

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  • Dogs
    43 3 2

    It feels like my problems just pile on each other all at once, and now i can't even enjoy a simple walk, just what has happened? Is it me? Is this my punishment? No, its not that bad right? I can get through this. I just wanna go home....

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  • Nerd? or a Model?
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    -Please just bare with me with the first few chapters, they were written poorly and unedited. But I'm going to fix the mistakes, and probably rewrite the first chapters again once i finish the book. Otherwise, hope you like the book!:)- Meet Tori Willams, She's the nerd, ugly, Loner, 'fat' girl. She's also extremly s...

  • The Police
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  • Police Dog
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  • Quotes
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    Sad quotes. Happy quotes. Friendship quotes. All kinds of quotes. Enjoy.

  • Dirty jokes
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    Just some dirty jokes ;)

  • Police
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  • ►Jokes◄
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  • The Accident
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    There was a accident or that's what they thought at first but after he ran after the so called "accident" the chase is on. Chuck Morris 28 year old police officer is first in line chasing the felon. The felon gets away then he realizes it was his brother that was hit and decides to take full responsibility to catch an...

  • Over Borders
    277 37 35

    The Rio Grande River. The natural quarter mile wide border that splits the U.S. from Mexico. It splits the Texas border connected by only bridges. One for the trains, the other cars, and another for pedestrians. Without a visa or the correct legal acquitted documents it is considered illegal to enter the United St...

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  • Driven to Kill
    974 76 14

    What happens when a young woman get murdered? Who murdered her? What did they want? Janice Nelson is a 23 year old woman, fresh out of college. She has her life ahead of her. Without warning, all of that is taken away and gone in a flash when she is suddenly brutally murdered in her own home. The police work tireless...

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  • 'Witness' - The White Bridge Crime Series 3 - LGBT, manXman
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    Tom Harwood and Freddie Glover are in a relationship. When an argument is blown out of proportion one night, Tom disappears. Distraught over the fight, Freddie falls into depression, unaware that Tom is missing until a few days later. With help from his friends, Detectives Dom Marafioti and Rex Barnett, Freddie search...

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  • R.I.P My Miami Love (CSI: Miami FanFic)
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    Bridget Smith is a Chicago homicide Detective. She takes a trip to Miami to work with her mentor, Horatio Caine, at the Miami-Dade crime lab. After working successful cases with Horatio's team and falling in love with a member of the team, she gets a strange letter that brings Bridget back to a bad past. (PS if your w...

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  • Wanting Officer Barkley
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    Meet Officer Dylan Barkley, PA's finest cop, and also the best looking. What people don't know about him is the fact that he is a cowboy which makes him faster and all the other cops. He is known as the 'badass' cop, and every girl drools over him, but one night he arrests Riley Smith for prostitution and he makes a c...

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  • Police Officer's Daughter
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    Police Officer's Daughter is based on a true story. Being a police officer's daughter raises many questions on what it is actually like, and this book contains all information anyone would ever wonder about. The fears, the tears, and all of the long hard years. Also written in memory of all fallen officers.

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  • Gunshots in the Night (Chicago P.D.)
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    It was by chance that Evelyn became a police officer. That was simply because her aunt is a sergeant and she liked the sound of it. However, it wasn't chance that she became part of intelligence and had a connection with the one and only Jay Halstead. Only time will tell if all the pieces fit into place.

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  • CIRCULAR CRIME
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    Detective Inspector Mitch Taylor is investigating a series of murders along with CSI agent Angel Morgan in Circular Quay, Sydney, Australia. Mitch tries to balance his family life, struggling to help his wife to deal with the recent loss of their baby at childbirth, while trying to solve the murders. The Police face i...

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