Once upon a time, many eons ago, our lord and saviour, the Kawaii Potato, decided to bestow a treasure upon the human race - also known as the potatoes. But the humans are evil, vicious creatures indeed, using the Kawaii Potato's children as food and torturing them in the most gruesome ways possible, like peeling off...
Protecting the Potatoes and the world from the evil Nyan cats and worshipping the almighty Kawaii Potato Lord is a lot of hard work. And what does the Kawaii Potato Army do in their spare time you ask? Why, they hang out at Humanity's Strongest Soldier's house and spread their Kawaiiness!!