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Warrior Cat Quotes

A huge collection of Warrior Cat Quotes, straight from the Erins. I've picked out some of the most beautiful, poetic, sassy, funny, and iconic lines in the Warriors series. Enjoy! ~~ The LARGEST and most CURATED collection of Warriors quotes on Wattpad! ~~ Please don't fight in the comments, I mean, c'mon! I'll have t...

50 Ways to Annoy Firestar

WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHER *picks up waffles* Firestar: *screech* ^^' anyways.. Have fun! ***A...

Warrior Cat Last Words *Completed*

The original and first book about warrior cat's last words. Please, if you want to use this idea, give me some credit to the idea. Nothing big. This book contains hundreds of spoilers, so please, if you have not read the series/don't want to find out how they die, I advise you not to read this. Thank you! "There's not...

Let the Hunger Games Begin

Ivypool has won the Hunger Games in the previous book, Warrior Cat Hunger Games. After agreeing to enter in the next year in return of setting the dead tributes free, Ivypool's time in the arena has come. Will she survive a second time or will luck and confidence fail her? Read to find out! ~ story created 19 / 12 / 2...

100 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Jayfeather's Den.

A funny story of Wildclaw and Jayfeather!

Warrior Cat LOL's

Welcome! This is a big book full of Warrior Cat Spoofs!! It contains laughs, giggles, and a bunch of DEATH. So if you do possibly want to read this, bring a weapon! ~~~ IF YOU STEAL ANY OF THESE I WILL FIND YOU AND TIGERSTAR WILL EAT YOU.

Warrior Cat Spoofs

Find out what Clan life for warrior cats is really like! [ COMPLETED ] ~ story created 09 / 10 / 2014 ~ Thanks for reading!

50 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of ThunderClan

From the most cruel of ways to the most dumb. All amazing ways to get kicked out of ThunderClan! Read if you want the step-by-step guide book to being kicked out of ThunderClan!

Warrior Cats Names Taken Seriously!

What happens when you take warrior cat names, for example, One-eye seriously? You literally get one eye! Request warrior cat names here, either ones you made up on the spot or a current OC of yours, and see what we come up with!

Five Nights at Smarta's: A nightmare's Beginning [COMPLETED]

Smarta it is a young princess and she's very smart. She can get confused a lot but loves to spend time with friends. Ex: Horror Lite, Giggles, Starlight... She ended up in a very scary problem and had to do something she never wanted to do. Untold story behind Smarta's Pizzaria has now revealed its secrets...

Awoken 3: An Endless Nightmare

After that whole Rainbow Factory incident, you'd really think we'd deserve a break, right? We did a good thing for the community, and after our relatively short jail sentence, we should finally get a little peace... Well, not exactly. It's not going as I planned... At all. The injury, the suffering, the death... That...

Awoken 2: It's Not Over

Warning: This is a sequel to Awoken. Do not read this, if you have not read Awoken. It will not make sense. Despite regaining their freedom from the Rainbow Factory, things aren't quite going as WoodenToaster and Amber Strike expected. Mystery is dead. Amber is depressed. Glaze completely blames himself. Princess Cele...

Awoken

From the very first time she pulled the lever on the Pegasus Device, the little black and purple Pegasus was happy. She stayed that way for a long time. Four years to be exact. She grew from a weak little filly, into a strong young adult, but growing up comes with a price. Growing up has made this mare realize that sh...