Every King Needs A Jester

♥️♦️Stories and headcanons of the two trash can psychos, Joker and Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad ♥️♦️ Partially NSFW

Card | Joker

"My names Harleen Quinzel.." "What a pretty name! Do your friends call you Harley?" "No. I don't have a lot of friends.." "Well Harley, you got one now."

Texting | Joker

Harleen: Speaking of that, who are you?? Unknown: So intense. Too bad I won't tell ya yet. where's the fun in that? Harleen: I swear I'll kill you if I ever see you.. Unknown: Seems like murder is your thing too aye? We could be perfect for each other. Harleen: Your crazy.. Unknown: Are you sweet talkin me? All of th...

Top 100 Batman VILLAINS

Name basically describes it. It's a list of the top 100 Batman villains. (Note: This isn't MY list. So, if you don't agree with it, don't freak out and rant in the comments)

Mistah J's Revenge

(DCEU) After Batman kidnaps and assaults Harley Quinn. The Joker sets out to save his beloved Harley and kill Batman. Warning: Mature Content - such as swearing, rape, torture, violence, - can be disturbing to certain people.

The Bats: A Batman and Robin/ Young Justice Fanfiction

'I'm all alone,' she thought, and listened to the footsteps coming down the hall. She knew who it was and what he wanted. But she wouldn't willingly corporate. "Have you decided to contact Batsy and Bird Boy yet?" The familiar green hair and pale skin came into her view. She didn't say anything, just stared at the fl...

Soulmate (cashby ft. shayley)

Alan Ashby and Shayley Ashby were twins. Shayley was lost 12 ago when he and his brother, mother and father were in the trip to go to Denver. One day, his senior high school took a study tour there. What happen if Alan met Shayley but they didn't know each other? Plus, Alan's boyfriend, Austin Carlile fell in love wit...

Harley Quinn

The TRUE Origin Of Harley Quinn

Just to clear it up, this is the real story of how Harley Quinn came to be. I have the comic from the website and everything. I also got bored and wanted to post a short story, so I decided on showing people the real origin/story of Harley Quinn. ~===========()==========~ I DO NOT own any of the characters, such as Ha...

Harley Quinn~Crazy in love

Dr.Harleen Quinzel is a respected doctor at Arkham Asylum, well known for her intelligence and kind personality but much like everybody else in Gotham she has her secrets. When given the opportunity to 'fix' the joker she cannot help but intervene....however with her already on the brink of madness could this push her...

Daddy's Little Monster

Harleen Quinzel, 1998 He stepped in the white office of Arkham Asylum. "Hello, I'm Dr. Quinzel, and you are the so called 'joker'?" "You're no doctor. You are just as insane as I am, Harley." I shrugged and sat down on the seat. "My name is Harleen." "No. It's Harley. Like...Harley Quinn! What a perfect name for a clo...

The Suicide Squad

*WARNING* This story is under construction. Any weird quirks you come across, I'm working on it to improve the quality of the story for you readers. Just updated chapter #1 Villians are forced to turn into haunted heroes... All starting with Harley Quinn and her ride to craziness.

Out of Time ★ [1] ✔

Highest Ranking: #48 in Fanfiction (10/5/16) PREVIOUSLY FEATURED A tale of loss, fractured bonds, newfound friendships, and action-packed battles, Out of Time is a fresh Marvel fanfiction for all lovers of superheroes. What do you get when you cross a sarcastic redhead with a master time traveller? M...

My Sweet Captain a Steve Rogers love story, Book 1

The story of the love of Steve Rogers life. And no it's not Peggy Carter, as much as I love her. No this is the story of Adelaide Bethany Barnes.

If You Don't Know: Calum Hood [1D & 5SOS]

Saudara sekandung, kakak beradik, itulah Zayn dan Calum. Keduanya memiliki sifat yang sangat jauh berbeda: Calum dengan cahayanya dan Zayn dengan warna bayangannya. Zayn yang selalu ada untuk melindungi adiknya. Dan Calum yang selalu menuruti semua perkataan kakaknya. Keduanya sangat mencintai gadis pujaan mereka...