Life asked Death, "Why do people love me, but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am a painful truth." *Author's Note - Only parts 1 and 2 will be left up, as this story will be getting published within the next year! Keep an eye on my profile for links to find the e-book or order the b...
Life's pretty simple for Bastian. He's got a steady job he enjoys, aside from some asshole coworkers. Good perks. A comfortable and well-heated home. He's also a demon living in Hell. A position he enjoys very much, of course until Lucifer decides that it's high time his knowledge of Topside and its corruptible inhab...