Are you a bitch? Are you in love with Eric Cartman? Do you enjoy reading fanfcition so you can pretend someone loves you? If one or all of these things sound like you, then you might be interested in therapy, but therapy is expensive so read this if you're poor.
This may be short but it has long chapters that will be worthwhile. You are Kyle's Jewish fraternal twin sister.
She started as a Wench, after persuading the Wizard King to let her join. Then, leveled up to a Maiden, earning the King's favor. Once she became a Lady, things became complicated. Will she ever be a Queen?