vegan teacher x reader

lana del ray is holding a gun to my head please help

Random Smut Oneshots 😩😩😩

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

Garlic bread x reader

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

Duolingo x Reader (Spicy)

As the title says, its a Duolingo x Reader fan-fiction😳 // Lots of tea😉 // Read at your own risk🌚 // P.S: ITS A JOKE😭 // No smut sry😔

Scary Stories to Tell in the Drive Thru

Read about the urban legends and horrors of soggy fries and frozen beef. Some of these nightmares are real(ish), but you're safe...you're at Wendy's...right?

The Lemonade Charade

They say "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Well, what do you do when life gives you a pink slip for no reason? Laura Saunders was unjustly let go from her job as an accountant at a big-name firm. Now, she's out to get revenge. Because sometimes in life, you need to balance the sweetness with a little sour.

The Life of JakeyPooAlpha69 •it's satire I swear•

Jake just isn't like the other boys... he's an alpha wolf OWWUUUUHHHHHHHHHH Inspired by a y/n book I can't remember the title of this is rated mature because of swearing and sexual stuff... no detailed sexual stuff though Istg this is satire!

The Forbidden Fruit Tea

Courtney Craig is done with dating. Done, that is, until she goes on a weekend trip to Tampa and meets the love of her life. Unfortunately for her, the love of her life is also the love of someone else's life... her old roommate's sister's ex-boyfriend Jean-Paul. Drama ensues when both Courtney and Jean-Paul vie for t...

𝑺𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑴𝒆 (𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑯𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑿 𝑭𝑬𝑴! 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓)

❝You don't have to leave you know...❞ ❝We love you very 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 much...❞ ❝Oh my, what am I saying? Silly silly.❞ ▼△▼△▼△▼△▼△▼△▼△▼△▼△▼△▼△▼△ 𝕀 𝕕𝕠 ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕎𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 ℍ𝕠𝕞𝕖, 𝕟𝕠𝕣 𝕕𝕠 𝕀 𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕠𝕤 𝕦𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕌ℕ𝕃𝔼𝕊𝕊 𝕀 𝕤𝕒𝕪 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖. ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ʀɪꜱᴋ!! ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜰ...

Welcome Home

Growing up Welcome Home was your favorite show to watch. All the characters were so colorful and cheerful, you couldn't help but have your eyes glued to the screen. Unfortunately the show came to a sudden end, and you grew up and eventually forgot about it. One day you were flipping through the channels when you heard...

walter white and dharr man smuthot

30 followers special :3

very kewl book

do not read this i wrote this when i was being haunted by alastor he made me right this i swear on god

As the Seasons Change and the Flowers Bloom (A Sunflower fanfic 🌻)

This is an Omori fanfiction about a ship between the characters Sunny and Basil. This is going to be tooth rotting fluff. It will contain Spoilers For the game, and if you havent played or watched someone play the game, I HIGHLY suggest you go do that before reading. This picks up DIRECTLY after the end of the game an...

Cro Headcanons 😨

Cro x reader? There is gonna me some that is not "lovey dovey" Again "Romantic", "Platonic" and Random take is as you want (This is so bad sorry)

Henry x Austin smuts (SATIRE)

Henry x Austin smuts that I send to my friends with no context lmao. (The titles of the chapters are the usernames of the friends I sent them to)

Needy Streamer Overload

you go through a journey of a streamer life and be Ame's instructer of her streamer life, ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ This text has cutting and stuff not made for kids, please don't read this if you are a kid.

Deltarune Oneshots (DeltaruneXReader)

Just some oneshots I wrote up. Requests are closed, thank you all for requesting and reading. All characters are owned by Toby Fox.

A Set Of 3 Coffins (Andrew x Reader)

Why the hell am I trapped here? I don't feel any different from before the pandemic. I'm just glad mom overly stocked up everything. I hope I can leave soon. Well, it looks like you get to join Andy and Leyleys adventure! Be careful Leyley likes her brother a little too much.

"A Big Shot Through My Heart." - Spamton X Reader (COMPLETE)

Spamton x Reader because simp. - After being in the dark world for as long you remember, you desperately are still trying to get out. Well, which you can, but a certain puppet is stopping you... - Yeah I don't go by he or she in these to be respectful, what if a male likes Spamton too? or they're trans? Cmon people. ...

Mon Fol Amour

Yandere Rook Hunt x Male Reader) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Y/n) Leblanche, the older brother to the famous Neige Leblanche and best friends with the one who disliked Neige most, Vil Schoenheit. (Y/n) was well known for his magical singing voice similar to that of a siren's and had soon gained some fame for himself b...

❝Royal Sword Academy❞//「Happiness does not exist...」

🥀🦋ᴾʳⁱⁿᶜᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᶜʳʸ～～ ●━━━━━━────────5:20 ⇆　　　◁　　❚❚　　▷　　　↻ The students of the Night Raven College think that the students, especially the dormleaders, of the Royal Sword Academy have a wonderful life, without trauma and sadness...what if I told you that's not true...? If you're curious about these guys who seem...

It's Great Tiba Me (Jack Skeleton X Child! Reader)(Completed)

this is a jack Skeleton X child reader. And it is gender neutral. And I knew this story Would come sooner or later since I am Skull. I decided to make one since I didn't see many of the nightmare before Christmas and especially a child reader one. I'm extremely excited to try this out!

Revealing Your True Form/ Persona 5

Being the daughter of murderer doesn't allow a child to go through life without it's fair share of sympathy or harsh judgment. Correction, being the daughter of a falsely accused murderer. Laurel Hanzo walks every day in the streets of Japan with a heavy heart as in hope of one day of proving her father's innocence bu...

That Vegan Teacher X reader

Rewritten (they/them pronouns) i write this in summer 2020 so the deep tiktok phase dont judge me.

new friend, old friend || BASIL x reader

⚠️ WARNING: this story contains MAJOR SPOILERS for basically the entire game of OMORI, so if you haven't finished the game, i'd suggest doing so before reading !! this story also contains major themes of anxiety, depression, and suicide. if any of these trigger or disturb you, this story may not be suitable for you. ⚠...

The Detective Princess (Yusuke x reader x Akechi)

The wind blew in my face as I rubbed my hands together to heat them up. My scarf doing little to no help but I didn't care. Warmth spread across my body as I heard his footsteps behind me, making me smile. My hands falling to my chest to feel my heart beating profoundly as I turned around to greet him. And I did, with...

Twisted wonderland | one shots

Just one shots of some characters from Twisted Wonderland. Btw there will be strong language in this book, aka cussing. I only post when I am not busy.

All of My Flowers are Poisoned {On Hiatus <3}

The confession. ...What have I done? The others took it about as well as Sunny had expected, and now he might have lost his only friends. Except for one, the frail boy laying asleep in the hospital bed. The boy who doesn't know that he told them anything. Things will never be the same ever again, that part is guarante...

Twisted Wonderland Oneshots

Twisted Wonderland x reader oneshots! Prepare for a lot of fluff hehe~ Sorry requests not open! cover drawn by me! (Hiatus)

Twisted Wonderland x reader: We're All Mad Here

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs: 'Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?' Alice in Wonderland: 'Off with their heads!' Sleeping Beauty: 'I really felt quite distressed at not receiving an invitation.' The Little Mermaid: 'Poor unfortunate souls!' Aladdin: 'Things aren't always what they seem.' The Li...