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  • Mafia Daddy 🥺 (this is a joke)
    266 3 2

    Ushy gushy my p*ssy he wanna take him a looky got your ... in lovely said I don't f*ck like no rookie If I give him the cookie, he gotta pay just to book me Cashapp is ShayDee5, take it all, I'm a f*cking bully He told me, "Stay the night" S*it, I might If that ... spend a check then ima ride it like a bike Make that...

  • object show crackfics
    378 2 3

    - has smut albeit in an extremely jokey manner that i personally wouldn't take seriously - u can ask me what to write if u want

  • INANIMATE INSANITY SMUT [ some X readers ]
    8.9K 61 19

    🥞 pancakes🥞

    Mature
  • Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories
    1.5M 15.8K 246

    This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?)...

  • Bfb/Tpot/ii Crack book 👀
    42.5K 575 51

    Yeah title ig

  • object show crack book
    7.1K 58 35

    it will contain these following object shows: -object terror -paper puppets take 2 -vortexes and velvets -contest for millions of thousands -the nightly manor -the daily object show +tiny taco tales -inanimate insanity -BFDI/BFDIA/IDFB/BFB/TPOT -HfjONE -yet another gameshow -race for the keys -battle for coccyx/bfc (...