Jaredbur fans, You're starving for smutshots, I can offer, pspspspsppspspspsppspspsps If you haven't read this because it says <5 minutes, it's a glitch and it's actually over an hour. Cover art credits: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/ghostly-tart/673605252680908800?source=share -AWARDS- #1 in Salbur, May 1st, 2022 #8 in sallythesalmon May 9th, 2022

"YOU CANT TAKE HIM FROM ME" bottles clinking and the TV static filled the hollow house. a baby, no older than two can be heard whimpering, his head hurting, not just from the small growing horns, but also from the bruises and blood oozing from his small body. he lay deep in the dark and damp basement, away from light, not a single peep made it through those stone clad walls. yelling from upstairs filtered through, the sound of wings and a thunk before quiet tapping can be heard going down stairs, the slamming of a door opening as he was picked up into a safe and warm hold. the winged man shush the small one as the sound of loud clopping thudded from upstairs. they were running out of time. {𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗬 𝗜𝗦 𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗨𝗔𝗟 𝗣𝗘𝗢𝗣𝗟𝗘} ____________________________________ Started: March 18th, 2022 Published:March 24th, 2022 Ended: Cover art is NOT mine! Art is by kirbs and GOOB on Twitter! Go check them out:D

Jonathan Schlatt, formally known as Schlatt, had been emperor of L'manberg, up until his fatal heart attack on November 13, 2020. On that day, L'manberg also lost Wilbur Soot, who had exploded a fair portion of the beautiful city. Cut to a couple years later, and Wilbur is now known as Ghostbur, a lonely spirit who, unfortunately, doesn't remember half the things that happened. It's mid October, one month before the anniversary of L'manberg's greatest war, when another spirit begins to terrorize the city. Wilbur has one job; find the spirit and stop him. [ITS COMPLETED NOW, WITH A SHORT SEQUEL CALLED "SALAD DAYS"]

What's it like to have nowhere to go. Only a bit of family to grasp onto when things burst into flames. Tommy, finally gaining his sanity back after exile alongside his true family, the sbi, is taken. Dream takes him from his home and rushes into the night. What could ever happen to a boy so, fragile, so small, and so young. (Being rewritten)

When Tommy is hurting, who will be there to help him? His friends of course. some if the DSMP meet up in Florida and realize Tommy isn't doing too well. Completed as of November 2020 #66 in depression (December 2020) #63 in sad (June 2021) Okay so I wrote this a few years ago and I kind of hate myself for it now. There will be no sequel or any more updates because I don't watch MCYTs much anymore, but I hope you enjoy! 170K READS :O

Technoblade hasn't seen his family in a while, Phil had house arrest, Tommy was in exile somewhere and very angry at him, and Wilbur... Wilbur was dead. So you can probably imagine how shocked he was to see his youngest brother in front of his house when he came back home one day. Or The events that happend after Tommy's exile, but Tommy didn't betray Technoblade. Written in 2021/2022: DUE TO ACTIONS OF CERTAIN CCs *cough* Wilbur *cough* I NO LONGER WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS FIC. IT IS LISED AS 'PUBLIC DOMAIN' AND KEPT UP ONLY BECAUSE I GENUINELY FEEL BAD IF I'D HAVE DELETED THIS AND SOMEONE TOLD ME IT WAS THEIR FAVOURITE FIC. omg what: #1 on sleepyboisinc tag 10th of april 202 #1 Tommyinnit tag 11th of april 2021 #2 on Wilbur tag 11th of april 2021 #1 Philzaminecraft tag 3rd of may 2021 #2 Technoblade tag 5th of may 2021 #1 foundfamily tag 22th of June 2021 #1 Philza tag 26th of August 2021 #1 sleepybois tag 4th of september 2021 #1 trauma tag 13th of october 2021?? wtf started: 5th of february 2021 finished: 5th of february 2022

𝘛𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥 𝘉𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘵. 𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘴, 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘛𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵..? Started - January 5th Ended - January 13th #37 in angst - 09/01/21 #20 in angst - 11/01/21 #14 in angst - 12/01/21 #1 in depression - 18/01/21 #10 in angst - 27/01/21 #69 in sad - 26/02/21

after years of abuse from tommy's parents and that inevitably leaning to mental health problems, when his parents are finally taken away, what will tommy do? where will he go? what will happen? will it get worse for him or will it get better? TWs will be on the chapters

Tommy, who had been in and out of the foster system since he was 6, was told to get ready for another family meeting. To say he wasn't too fond of that was an understatement. He knew the routine, get adopted, get abused, get put back into the orphanage, repeat. But when this family of three is kind to him, what's gonna happen? How will he react? And how will he fuck this one up? So just to put out there, Tubbo is the neighbor across the street- not part of the family. And Phil isn't a bad dad in this one- And read the 1st thing for context- there are mental disorders!! And trigger warnings!! Those will be in the first chapter, the A/N chapter, and not at the top of each one like in my oneshot book. Anyway, everything else will be in the A/N April 30th - July 20th <3 [Completed]

Tara doesn't want to be a girl, does she? When Dream finds a chest full of binders what will happen? Tommy was meant to be the main character, why is Ranboo becoming it? I literally wrote the book. I just update it whenever I get some inspiration. TW: Self harm, Suicide, Panic attacks, Transphobia. These are in most chapters but other odd ones will be at the top in the notes. THERE WONT BE ANY SHIPPING IN THIS BOOK