jojo crackfics
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Johnny Joestar Degrades You
Johnny hates you because you are 2016 fan fiction Y/N so he degrades you until you cry.
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Joe-Hoes go to Court😍🙏🏻
cover by me🤭🦶🏻🦶🏻 This is a prequel to: "crazy noisy bizarre mall 😏😏😏" - By blackcherry088 (they also made 1 and 2) Order of the stories🤪: 1. "The crusaders go to chick fil a" 2. "crazy noisy bizarre mall 😏😏😏" 3. "Joe-Hoes go to Court😍🙏🏻" (this book sillypoo🙄😝) ⚠️MEGA SHID AND FARD⚠️ ⚠️BIG BOOBED MEN⚠...
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♡ shredded cheese- gyro zeppeli x reader (jjba one shot)
(this is partly a joke please don't take this fic seriously i beg of u) Gyro finds the shredded cheese at 3 AM.
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Dogsitting for Cioccolata
...and other shenanigans. Youve been hired as a dogsitter by some doctor named Cioccolata. He didnt tell you anything about the dog, or about the house, or the freaks living in it. This is your story *law and order sound*
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President Valentine Force Feeds You Honey Buns
You find yourself in a room with a man, a beautiful blonde with a chiseled chest, who has a surprise in store for you. I wrote this because I ate a honey bun and thought "Fuck i want funny valentine from JJBA to force feed me honey buns until I cry" and so i wrote a fanfiction about it
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Doppio eats a bag of chips (NOW WITH PART 2)
Vinegar Doppio obtains potato chips and consumes them
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Bruh Moment
y'all it's 1 am and this may just be the most crackhead thing I'm ever gonna write i honestly feel like this is too... avant garde for wattpad, but here i go. basically, mista and giorno meet up with Narancia after a bar shoot out, and go to ihop, where mista breaks some big new ;)
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Clean and beautiful - Polnareff x Toilet
Just a pol pol x toilet I said i would publish this in like november or something very seggc
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Passione Groupchat
Ayy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being absolutely crushed by my favorite characters' deaths!🥰 There will be a lo...
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JoJo(s) React To The Fandom
A fun, random as hell crack fic! Inspired heavily by my very successful(for some reason) PJO reaction book! So. Here we are. They will react to: --ships --fanart and fanfic. --theories/headcanons This may also include: --inncorrect quotes --memes --crack fics Basically reactions to anything the fandom has made! S...
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joseph joestar eats spaghetti
joseph absolutely fucking consumes spaghetti 3/11/23 - please stop reading this holy shit💀
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101 Ways To Kill Jotaro Kujo By Jotaro Kujo
.. For the idiots who need to read a book to find out how to kill me.
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Joseph Joestar Commits Tax Fraud
Please no, don't tell me Joseph actually committed tax fraud! He would never do this! I'm literally crying and shaking right now I can't believe this!
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Jotaro and Josuke go to McDonalds
This is a fanfiction where Josuke and Jotaro go to McDonalds
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I don't remember what i was going to write here
I don't remember why i was going to write this book or what i was going to write in this book but i'm here doing it anyway so here we go
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random jjba Oneshots (Weird)
Hello 🖖 and welcome to my cursed book, before we start I am legally required to inform you the the following chapters are slightly disturbing (especially the Joseph one...) Though, I know they are quite short I am working on that, longer chapters are to come Farewell! until we meet again one fateful day *UPDATE, I FO...
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