(Y/n) has been looking for a boyfriend for so long. She has tried everything: dating apps, talking to random people, dating her friends exes, asking out ALL of her friends, and even banging deer in the woods. She was so close to giving up on love entirely, BUT there was one person she didn't expect to meet...
how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋
Do you love Shrek?💋💋 Like absolutely love him to the point you'd like deadass just marry him on the spot even though you don't know each other? 🧍♀️Cool. 💁♀️💁♀️This is for u then 🙄🙄‼️‼️
After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
This is nine out of eleven percent real. 🐝 THIS IS ALL FOR LAUGHS; READ WITH YOUR FRIENDS OR YOURSELF EITHER OR WORKS CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS WAY TOO YOUNG SO ITS CRINGE
