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  • The Life of JakeyPooAlpha69 •it's satire I swear•
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    Jake just isn't like the other boys... he's an alpha wolf OWWUUUUHHHHHHHHHH Inspired by a y/n book I can't remember the title of this is rated mature because of swearing and sexual stuff... no detailed sexual stuff though Istg this is satire!

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  • Venti
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    Poetry about Venti (#10 in poems #1 in poems #9 in satire)

  • Conversations That Amuse Me
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    Wattpad comment section highlights

  • MY ALL STAR ||shrek X reader oneshots||
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    S͖̦͖h̺͔͜r͉͍͖e͍͓̠k͙̠͜ w̢͉̺o̺͇u͇̝͙l͍͖͔d͕̝͚ l̢̻͜i̢͖̙k̙̼͙e͇͖͓ t̺͎̘o̘͔͖ k̠̪n̘͕̺o̡͙͚w͍̞͉ y͇͍͔o͚͎͚u͔͕̪r̞͇ l̡͎o̢̦͚c̢̘̺a͚̺̘ț̡̪i̢͓o̪͜n̺͚͉ b̠͍͉a̡̞̝b̢͕y̘̘͙ g͎̺͇o͖̦͜r̢͕̟l̺͎̫~͚̫̻~̠͙̦ ONESHOTS Originally published: 12/01/2020 (12 Jan) Highest ranks: #42 Shrek (28.11.20) #10 Donkey (27.11.20) #9 69 (27.11.20) #3 Egirls (27.11.20) #...

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  • Shit Trans people say⚥ftm⚥
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    This is some stuff transgender ftm people say ENJOY ✨💕 NOT A HATE BOOK

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  • 100 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
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    The 100 ways to get kicked out of Walmart. Based on a true story. WARNING: YOU MAY GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART!!

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