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  • Snotlout's Guide To The Apocalypse
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    Co-written with Vala 411! SUMMARY: Zombie/Apocalypse/Humour AU. Berk's most misunderstood dragon rider shares his essential tips on surviving the end of the world! Disclaimer: We don't own How To Train Your Dragon. Rights remain with Cressida Cowell and Dreamworks. We don't own any zombies either (not for lack of try...

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  • Snotlout's 10 Rules of Dragon Keeping
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    One-shot co-written wth Vala 411! Berk's most-singed Dragon Rider shares his top tips on Dragon Training. Disclaimer. We don't own How To Train Your Dragon. Rights Remain with Cressida Cowell and Dreamworks. No eels, squids, parrots, chatshow hosts or dragons were harmed in the making of this fiction.

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  • Snotlout's Expert Guide To The Workings Of The Female Mind
    937 56 1

    Co-written with Vala411! Modern AU. Buoyed by the success of his book on Dragon Training, Berk's most-singed Rider turns his dubious expertise to a far more dangerous subject: the female species... Disclaimer: We don't own How To Train Your Dragon. Rights remain with Cressida Cowell and Dreamworks.

  • Snotlout's Observations On Astrid's Culinary (Mis-) Adventures
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    Berk's resident mutton expert offers his observations on the culinary journey of Berk's worst ever. Includes survival tips. And for Thor's sake-don't drink the Yaknog! Co-written with Vala 411 Disclaimer: We don't own How To Train Your Dragon. Rights remain with Cressida Cowell and Dreamworks

  • Snotlout's Guide to Ruling Hell
    374 19 1

    Co-written with Vala411! Waking to unexpectedly find himself a demon, Berk's least socially skilled dragon rider finds himself in temporary charge of Hell. Between strikes, waxing incidents, boy scouts, interfering angels, day trips, over-eager interns, time-expired sacrifices and amorous plants, what could go wrong...

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  • Snotlout's Guide to Halloween
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    CO-WRITTEN WITH VALA 411! Humor/modern/friendship (with maybe an occasional supernatural hint thrown in...) Halloween has rolled round again and where would we be without the advice of Berk's renowned dragon almost-expert, would-be bon viveur and raconteur, Snotlout Jorgensen? Especially since he has done almost all t...

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