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  • The Fault in our Shrek
    65K 2.1K 5

    Better out then in I always say

    Completed   Mature
  • The Eyebrows
    112 5 1

    A girl goes to a nightclub the girl wakes up with no eyebrows and yeah [A/N: I'm terrible at descriptions ;; ] (EdIT: holy fuckarooski what have i written?)

    Completed   Mature
  • America High school Obama x Trump (smut warning 🥵🥵)
    98K 1.4K 18

    🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll se...

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  • Holy Water.
    106K 1.5K 11

    For your smutty fanfiction needs.

    Completed  
  • George Pig x Mr. Dinosaur | JojoUwU
    115 2 2

    When George was little, his only friend was MR. Dinosaur. But as he got older, he starts to part ways with MR. Dinosaur, until one day, George comes home in tears, and Mr. Dinosaur comforts him...what will happen next?

  • JesusXreader
    1.4K 9 2

    ummm... yeah I was bored af and I had nothing better to do with my life.... english is not my first language soo sorry the mistakesss. ENJOY!!!

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  • God x Satan
    91 0 4

    good boy God, falles in love with bad boy satan. ( kinda spicy)... btw my english SUCK sooooo.... yeah ENJOY

    Mature
  • you like jazz
    35 0 1

    barry is feeling a bit jazzy

    Completed  
  • HOT STEAMY SMUT 😍😍
    39.2K 436 8

    read rn if u want to read it btw this is a joke 😳 My main inspiration for this book is a speech that Obama once said Go to sleep and never wake up ❤️ -Obama

  • Y/N x trump🥺
    114 4 1

    Pls no hate this is my first story🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😩🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😢🥺🥺🥺🥺

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  • Dumbledore X Sherbet Lemons
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    𝑳𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕, 𝑨𝒍𝒃𝒖𝒔 𝑫𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒉𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒐𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒔 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒆𝒕 𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒔. "𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆," 𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒚. "𝑾𝒆 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘" 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒓𝒆𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏. "𝒀𝒐𝒖-𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒌...

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  • Scott Morrison Spends an Intimate Moment with Capitalism While the World Burns
    99 2 1

    The title is rather self-explanatory.

    Completed   Mature
  • HOBAMA ~ CITY LIGHTS
    35.2K 1.1K 50

    hi so i hasnt writed vry much fanfic b4 but i wanted to share my otp hobama with the wattpad bc it's not that well known so pls don't judge my writing bc this was written on a phone and the keyboard is v smal so i can't see werds but yes so pls enjoy i work very hard on this so enjoy :) /edit/ i rly can't belieb how m...

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  • chef x chris mclean (a total drama love story)
    19.3K 335 15

    we all know them and love them. chef, an ex sergeant and chris mclean, the criminal (ly hot) host of the world famous show TOTAL DRAMA. well, we know these two aren't the nicest to each other, but we don't know why. maybe it's just a friendly feud, or maybe it's something more...

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  • terrorist meemaw x trump
    23 0 3

    when terrorist meemaw seeks new excitement in her ever-shortening life, she never suspects that she'll find love in the most of peculiar places... smut tension

  • A Little Wicked
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    Edward Cullen thought he was the one to have dark secrets in the moment he met the new student at Forks High School, the mysterious and charming Harry Potter. However, Edward slowly realizes that in addition to being mysterious, Harry hides secrets that can be darker than his. Harry Potter x Edward Cullen. Slightly b...

    Mature
  • Untold Stories Of The Badussy War.
    123 5 2

    These are stories that have gone untold from the Badussy War, also known as the War of the Fandoms. Although only few now about these stories, it is important we discuss these because everybody has a right to knowing these.

  • The hotel motel holiday inn
    126 7 3

    trisha makes eye contact with her crush pitbull at a concert one night and after her boyfriend jesus breaks up with her does she follow this mysterioys man back to gthe hotel motel holiday inn? find out on the hotel motel holiday inn hahaha bye worked rlly HARD on this one lol