Martin's adventures
Here you can read about my adventures at the bingo with Granny Sue
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Together Forever (Shrek x Pepe)
Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...
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The Fault In Our Crack
Clive has irritable bowel syndrome and keeps a diary called Johnna telling it about his day, the question is Will Clive have to live with irritable bowel syndrome his whole life or not. PLEASE NOTE SOME OFFENSIVE CONTENT MAY BE IN SOME CHAPTERS AND WE WANT TO POINT OUT THIS BOOK IS JUST A LAUGH AND NOT TO BE TAKEN S...
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how shed eeran conquered the world
'stunning, remarkable, entertaining.' - joris bohnson 'a real page-turner. you will never get bored of this exciting story.' - lana del armadillo ⚠️⚠️⚠️TW: words, sentences, the english language, heterophobia, cisphobia, racist language towards white people, the number 3⚠️⚠️⚠️
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Gru X SpongeBob X Reader
In this story you meet spongebob on your way to the playground, then you meet Gru and feel te immediate sexual tension between the three of you, you have a great time at the park with your two lovers then you go to Gru's house for some fun in the bed! Have fun reading!
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Boris Johnson x Reader
One day ur shopping at TESCO and then u run into the one and only Boris Johnson.
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Bingus x reader
Super seggsy bingus fanfic amazing beautiful super hot u will def want to read it.
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You Were My Last Text (Jacob Sartorious x Donald Trump)
-cover by me- Jacob Sartorius is a musical.ly star and a singer. Donald Trump is the president of the United States and has a burning passion of building walls. Are they made for each other? (the answer is yes) fifth harmony and camila are also main characters in this story.
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Old man x barney
Get out of here you have been warned... 3k 11/25/20 5K?? 3/15/21 17K!! 5/10/22
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MY ALL STAR ||shrek X reader oneshots||
S͖̦͖h̺͔͜r͉͍͖e͍͓̠k͙̠͜ w̢͉̺o̺͇u͇̝͙l͍͖͔d͕̝͚ l̢̻͜i̢͖̙k̙̼͙e͇͖͓ t̺͎̘o̘͔͖ k̠̪n̘͕̺o̡͙͚w͍̞͉ y͇͍͔o͚͎͚u͔͕̪r̞͇ l̡͎o̢̦͚c̢̘̺a͚̺̘ț̡̪i̢͓o̪͜n̺͚͉ b̠͍͉a̡̞̝b̢͕y̘̘͙ g͎̺͇o͖̦͜r̢͕̟l̺͎̫~͚̫̻~̠͙̦ ONESHOTS Originally published: 12/01/2020 (12 Jan) Highest ranks: #42 Shrek (28.11.20) #10 Donkey (27.11.20) #9 69 (27.11.20) #3 Egirls (27.11.20) #...
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Shrek x toothpaste
Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️
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Garlic bread x reader
basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you
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Elmo X Kermit
A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why...
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Donald Trump x Joe Biden - This time I'm the bottom
Since my last book did well here's another fanfic If you are my mother please get my therapy this is the 1000 time I asked like seriously dude, I am screwed in the head Edit: Wow! This book is blowing up way more than I expected😂 thank you to all readers, voters, and commenters for staying by! Remember to get out an...
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Chairs
This is a wattpad story about chairs dont expect much I made this when I was 13... 😍
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Fifty shades of bread
Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.
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Tutorial of how to poop
This tutorial will tell you something awsome and intresting you will enjoy of this adventure in the bathroom
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Why Megamind Is An UwU Boy
These are the many reasons that I believe megamind could be considered an UwU boy.
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SpongeBob vs. Miley Cyrus
SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?
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Finally Together (shrek X Farquaad)
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
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