⚠️2ND DRAFT, MOSTLY UNEDITED⚠️ "'Alex, would you do the honors of reading the back of the game so that the viewers and I can get a little taste of how dumb this is going to be?' [Eli asked.] Alex took the game case and read the back of it aloud after an obnoxious, dramatic throat-clearing. 'You're lost in the wizardin...
book one: t r o u v a i l l e french (n.) something lovely discovered by chance; a windfall book two: z e m b l a n i t y english (n.) the inevitable discovery of what we would rather not know book three: q u e r e n c i a spanish (n.) a place from which one's strength is drawn, where one feels at home; the...