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  • My Weird Ass Dreams
    454 23 20

    I have weird ass dreams every like 2 weeks and I'm gonna post them on this thing, be prepared to worry about my sanity and mental health because in one of my dreams I threw all the babies in the universe into a furnace! 😋

  • That vegan teacher ONESHOTS
    3.1K 30 5

    Oneshots of your favourite teacher, nurse and vegan, Miss Karen. May contain SMUT Rankings im proud of: #1 in thatveganteacher #26 in Karen why do you think it's a good idea to read this it's traumatising honestly

  • Thatveganteacher x steak
    784 25 2

    ThatVeganTeacher finds meat just so irresistible, she just loves a big fat juicy steak in the evenings 🤤

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  • ThatVeganTeacher x meat
    2.6K 58 13

    Thatveganteacher is a tik toker/youtuber who posts about telling people to be vegan, she is very hated. But theres a secret she's been keeping. 31/10/21: Discontinued for the time being 3/11/21: IM BACK HA

    Completed   Mature
  • Teletubbies x reader lemon
    120K 1.3K 27

    It's exactly what it says in the title. I don't know why you clicked on this, but....enjoy??

  • Dr Phil x Reader (Very H0t)
    12.7K 205 6

    You are Dr Phil's biggest fan. You watch him on TV everyday and your bedroom is even dedicated to him. Then one day, you finally get your hands on some tickets to be in the audience of his show, but little did you know that the man that you are so attracted to...would fall in love with you.

    Mature
  • Obama x Reader
    39.4K 430 13

    i made this at 1 am stop readibg tjis please, its so old I genuinely hate everyone who commented on this story, you are all so annoying and have the worst humor, I regret writing this. /srs

  • 🍋mr.clean x reader lemon🍋
    17.5K 217 3

    this is my 1st story so plz do not judge my kinkyness like my 3 other tomato friends they told me not to write this story on our account but I didn't listen they told me to write it on my account but swallow/suck it p.s sorry for the grammar error✌

  • Shrek x Reader
    63.6K 1.1K 13

    Shrek and you have known each other since you were both children. You one day realize that you love and and he admits he loves you! But a tragic accident could change everything.

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  • A Different Love //Mafia Elmo x reader
    197K 4.9K 32

    when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this...

  • My profile picture
    597 34 1

    My pfp plus other funny pictures I have

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  • Choke On A Dick And Die (Band Chat)
    1.9K 100 12

    A chat group with Pete, Patrick, Brendon, Ryan, Dallon, Tyler, Josh, Mikey, Ray, Frank, occasionally Bob, and Gee

  • The Adventures of Earthworm Sally
    1.1K 84 5

    If you don't watch flamingo on YouTube this probably won't make sense but you can read anyway

  • Talking Tom X Eddsworld Tom (this is a joke-)
    1K 24 8

    Don't take this too seriously, this is a joke book. uwu After Talking Tom broke up with Peppa Pig, he has to find a new place to live, so he epically lives with Edd and the bois. But then, he begins to liek Tom because yes. THIS STORY ALSO INCLUDES A LOT OF MATT X MATT

  • Sonic X Obama
    13K 228 7

    Sonic meets Obama

  • The Anal Alphabet
    30.1K 204 26

    Because why not...

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  • Caipoo
    10.2K 56 5

    Caipoo and his Monte the Down syndrome cat go on adventures to a new land of magic and dildos

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  • cum Diego cum
    1.1K 4 1

    good

  • BAKUDEKU PISS KINK LOVE STORY | ¿SMUT?
    2.1K 15 1

    Green Broccoli dude and Angry Pomeranian boi have segsy times with pee infront of audience And yes I made the cover myself 😻 My Hero Academia belongs to Kohei Horikoshi Ok hope you enjoy random person who sees this ily 😹💕 EDIT: PLS THIS WAS MADE AS A JOKE BAHSHDHJEF😭

    Completed   Mature
  • Levi x Alvin
    8.6K 184 7

    levi × alvin is live laugh love 🙏🙏🙏

  • Shit
    32 2 1

    Shit is when your but hurts so you go to the washroom and then something brown comes out of your ass and maybe more will come out so that comes out and when your done you wipe with 3 square of tisho paper now I don't wipe because my mom does and that's how you shit but you just have to learn to wash your hands. TH...

  • spongebobe x female y/n
    140 6 13

    your plans of finding a boyfriend almost disappear until you met him. don't hate me

  • alvin simon and theodore x reader orgy 😍
    14.6K 113 4

    yea this is about to make all of you cum so hard

    Completed   Mature
  • Peppa Pig X Reader
    58.6K 1.2K 17

    a crazy love story with unexpected twists that will leave you J U N G S H O O K

  • me and inanimate insanity and bfdi truth or dare
    2.1K 17 6

    me: hi my name is bekka and I will be doing truth or dare with bfdi and inanimate insanity coiny:hey marshmallow: hi me:I got a dare for pb,yin,apple,coiny I dare all of you to change into your opposite gender and plus paper two all of them:what no me: who cares about it*they all change* p.s . you can help me out with...

  • Thot
    1.7K 60 33

    :) Edit: beep bop skedo bep

  • Levi x Alvin
    52.9K 935 14

    😏

  • Math Antics x reader
    4.1K 127 16

    Please don't read For your health and safety It is a serious love story tho and i CLEARLY work hard on it!!!

  • tonpa x reader 😏
    7.7K 271 8

    idek just read it 🧐 theres also some hisoka and illumi and maybe obama or yoonbum idfk

  • we boutta summon Murthula 😏😈
    1.8K 107 67

    idk lol this book is just me being odd uh