"Your name is Kenneth Kentucky and you work at McDonalds?" I glared at him, "Would you like Fries with that?" He began laughing hysterically and I sighed impatiently, waiting for him to stop. Suddenly, he stopped and then, putting both his hands on the counter, staring right into my eyes, he whispered, "I'd like Frie...
When Asher shows up late on his first day as a castle servant, he learns that the prince and staff are now under a curse that can only be lifted if his new boss finds someone to marry. Desperate to keep his job, he offers to help find a suitable wife and begins bringing women back to the castle. Yet, the more he gets...
Alena Langley has always believed that life in another planet exists. But what she didn't expect was that an alien would visit her anytime soon. On a bright starry night while Alena was looking at the constellations, something big fell from the sky. It turned out to be a spaceship, opening in front of her, reveali...
Los cuentos de hadas siempre tienen un final feliz. El príncipe encuentra a su princesa y la lleva en su corcel blanco a ver el amanecer por el resto de sus vidas. Pero ¿cuánto dura una vida? ¿Cien años o un día? No tuvo que luchar con dragones ni escalar la torre más alta, él encontró a su princesa en esa cama de hos...
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Basically this is a book of lgbt memes and rainbows and stuff I have collected from around the internet for your viewing pleasure ITS THE GAY BIBLE BITCH Plus wallpapers and info on different sexualities and genders... so enjoy the pure gay power of this collection. If you want to contact me about something in the bo...
Power and money didn't really interest Serena, instead she wished for a life of peace and safety. Barely able to afford a bus pass, it was mere chance that she saw a man in handcuffs being escorted by police. And he saw her. Several groups wanted to control him to suit their own purposes, but he could not be controlle...
Imagine the second you're born, a consultant removes you from your mother's grasp and runs a battery of genetic and physiological tests on you. Thirty minutes later they give you a score out of one hundred which denotes your level of perfection. If your score is above eighty and you work hard to maintain that score yo...
Just a bunch of cursed images and my favorite pictures ignore the earlier chapters. I am a changed person.
Want to annoy someone? Don't know the best way to do so? Well here's your chance! have fun! Wonderful Cover done by: @crayonowl ❤️ Y'all I wrote this when I was 12, I apologize for the stupidity that is about to ensue 😂❤️
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(gxg) Aboard the Scorned Woman, there is a crew pirates that hail from all five Baethean continents. They raid merchant ships and other pirates in the dead of night and take no prisoners. Releasing captured women, killing men, and wreaking havoc whenever they are on land the ladies of the Scorned Woman are notorious a...
It's been three hundred years since the emergence of a vampire virus. A virus which only affected unborn male babies. The world has come to accept that vampires are not super human monsters who crave human blood. They're more human like than monster. Only needing a little human blood occasionally. However, their bites...
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I couldn't ignore the tingles that ignited as he gripped my wrist and held them above my head. I felt the bark of the tree stab into my back as he had me pressed against it. I bit my lip, not from excitement but from fear. He raised his lips up to my ear and growled. "There is nothing between you and I. You don't des...
[edited version of Doctor for the Mafia] Ila Archer was a doctor working at one of the best hospitals in New York. She loses her license and ability to practice due to, as punishment, taking full responsibility for the 'walking patient' incident. After a full month, Ila runs into the 'walking patient'. Knowing her si...
