Sports animes needs to stop making infinite Harus
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Kageyama: .........
Haru: .......
Kageyama: .........
Haru: .........
Kageyama: ..........
Haru: ..........
Kageyama/Haru: Who are you....?
Nagisa: Eh?.....Why are there two Harus?
Hinata: Hah!? Who's Haru!? All I see is two Kageyamas!!
Nagisa: Woah! But hey...Why does your Kageyama always look angry?
Hinata: He said he was born with that face....
Nagisa: Is that normal!?
Hinata: Well he's not normal....
Rei: But that's so not beautiful....
Hinata: EHHH!? EXCUSE ME BUT KAGEYAMA IS BEAUTIFUL!-oh shit
Sugawara: Hinata Language!
Kuroo: Chibi-chan
Bokuto: Is
Kuroo/Bokuto: EXPOSED!!
Haru: *is having an intense staring contest with Kageyama*
Kageyama: *does the same but with Haru*
Haru: So.....
Kageyama: So.....
Haru/Kageyama: *at the same time* Do you like Swimming?/Do you like Volleyball?
Haru: Huh?
Kageyama: Huh?
Haru: What's a Volleyball?
Kageyama: What's a Swimming?...
Haru: .......
Kageyama: .......
Haru: Does Volleyball consists of water?
Kageyama: Does swimming consists of setting?
Makoto: Well.....They do look similar tho they also do have something in common...
Sugawara: What?
Makoto: They are both always clueless about things....
-Haru tries to play Volleyball-
Kageyama: Okay uhm....I am gonna throw you thr ball and all you have yo do is to recieve it with hitting it with your arms like this *shows Haru how to recieve a ball*
Haru: *nods but still doesn't understand anything*
Kageyama: Well....Here it goes *throws the ball at Haru*
Haru: *watches the ball flies towards him* *ball lands on his head*
Haru: .......
Kageyama: .......
Haru: .........
Kageyama: ..........
Haru: .....Ow *faints*
Makoto: H-HARU!!
Hinata: MERMAID-KUN!!
Nagisa: HARU-CHAN!!
Sugawara: Haru?...
Yamaguchi: TSUKKI!!!
Makoto: *looks at Yamaguchi* ........Tsu...kki?
Tsukishima: I.....I don't know who that is.....
Kageyama: Tch.....The ball doesn't like him
Sugawara: Omg Kageyama why...
-Kageyama tries to swim-
Haru: You just have to be.....Free
Kageyama: F-Free?
Haru: ......Free
Kageyama: U-Uhm......Understood *puts swimming goggles on*
Sugawara: Let's just hope....He doesn't drown....
Hinata: KAGEYAMA!! GOOD LUCK!! *waves Kageyama's jersey around*
Kageyama: *dives in the water*
Haru: ......
Hinata: ......
Sugawara: ......
Makoto: .......
Nagisa: .......
Rei: .......
Rin: .......
Tsukishima: .......
Yamaguchi: ........
Kageyama: *floats while his face is on the water*
Nagisa: He....He looks like a floating crow
Tsukishima: Looks like he was never a Tobiuo (Flying fish)
Kageyama: *drowns*
Sugawara: OH NO HE IS DROWNING!! SOMEONE SAVE MY SON OH MY GOD!!
Hinata: I'LL SAVE HIM!!
Sugawara: HINATA YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM NOO-and you drowned also....
Makoto: I'll just get them out of the water......
Haru: ......The water doesn't like him....
-2 hours later-
Haru: I don't like you....
Kageyama: I don't like you either.....
Haru/Kageyama: *Dark aura surrounds them*
Rin: Oh no....someone seperate those two
Looks like a dolphin and a crow won't get along if you let the two meet
Btw I had a dream where Bokuto keeps stealing my blanket and he runs around the house using ny blanket as a cape
Then Tsukishima bursts in my door and went all "WHERE IS MY UNDERWEAR" and yes Bokuto is still running around
All of a sudden Oikawa carried me and took me to space.......again
