object smut (wtf am i doing im sorry.)

im sorry for this. also i swear im not a horny dumbass i just find this funny and hellish so😭

A Dark Wish's Promise (II AU)

This is an Inanimate Insanity AU, don't like these? Stay away! It's a little something I made. I hope you enjoy this! Read the warnings though.

stupid... FREAKING ONESHOTS..!!

ofc these are stupid don't worry. I am also as stupid as this book The cover is not mine. Credits to Pinterest.

Test 27

Test Tube got a new idea for an experiment! She just needs...someone

Oblivion

Ruth and Oliver meet there end and wake up alone in a cartoony looking world where there is talking objects and everything is dystopian what will Ruth and Oliver do in a world where they don't belong? And what secrets lie behind closed doors? Inspo from : Bfdi I.I. Hfjone Thx to @~tissues~ btw Gyatt

Experiment 21

Science is always the answer. At least, to Test Tube it is. But this time, science may not give her the answers she wanted. What happens when you become too curious..? The feeling of isolated boredom we all know too well. Now, Test Tube is trying to find the solution, through a psychological experiment. The picture...

Subject - Regret.

Oh hey looksie it's me again making a new book because idea Anyways, this is an Evil TestTube book except it's different to all of the others I've seen CWs: Mentioned Fantube, Swearing, this is an evil TT book so there will be gore/blood at times Edit; 25/8/23 - How is this #2 in #bot !? Bot hasn't even appeared yet l...

Battle for Dream Island: Official Character Guide

Battle for Dream Island: Official Character Guide is an American children's book published by Scholastic in 2019 and is BFDI's first published book. It was first discovered in Scholastic's book flyers in the end of August to the beginning of September 2019, and was officially confirmed by Michael Huang[1] and Satomi H...

Subject 2763

[WARNING FOR DISTURBING THEMES: TORTURE, BURNING, ELECTROCUTION, DEATH] Sometimes doing anything in the name of science means people get hurt, but when dealing with something as dangerous as Evil Leafy, surely there's no harm in ignoring ethics.

Dream Eater ()BFB Fanfic() [canceled]

[maybe] Dreams. A mystery in life, they are known to occur every time one sleeps, usually lasting 30+ minutes. Nightmares however, last days... Can people with such nightmares survive through this whole event? Or will there be no one around to tell the tale of the days their nightmares became a death trap?... ‼️-WARNI...

chef x chris mclean (a total drama love story)

we all know them and love them. chef, an ex sergeant and chris mclean, the criminal (ly hot) host of the world famous show TOTAL DRAMA. well, we know these two aren't the nicest to each other, but we don't know why. maybe it's just a friendly feud, or maybe it's something more...

dino's art [REQS CLOSED]

HEY I DRAW SOMETIMES SO WHY THE HELL NOT LETS MAKE A FUCKING ART BOOK WOOOO LETS GO PLEASE DONT USE/REPOST MY ART WITHOUT CREDIT AND PERMISSION THANK YOU!!!

Learning Baseline Bass Lines - Inanimate Insanity

>ON HIATUS< Pepper has had a crush on Salt for the longest time, and after a afternoon of watching OJ play music in Paintbrush's studio, she gets an idea on how to make Salt finally see her as more than a friend. With the help of Paintbrush will she finally get Salt to love her? [ THIS STORY HAS: Swearing, and...

The Perfect Subjects | A BfB/BfDI fanfic

A doctor makes living objects. Raised in small, isolated environments. Heavily monitored and kept perfect. But some of them, don't come out the way they were supposed to. And imperfections aren't tolerated.

On The Run

When Paintbrushes parents kick it out for it's unknown gender, it has to find it's own way to get around without them at only fourteen years old, with the help of a childhood friend, with more traumatic experiences then it could count on its own 2 hands! Will they survive the harshness of the real world? Will they esc...

The Flame's Shooting Star (Bfb Fanfiction)

Leafy, being a known pop star in the country, has gone on a very unusual mission for someone as famous as her. She tries to find her one and only childhood best friend which lifted her spirits up when they were still living together. She goes on many new and unusual adventures while she's in her new school. Her eyes l...

·°·last Objects Standing·°·

The bfb and tpot grounds were calm for a while until... Two came and took X from little four... Fours gone and the bfb contestants are scared There's a leaf trying to kill herself A bubble and fire who never gets along A taco and wood who are controlled by a red block A lollipop who hates a flower A teardrop who becam...

Curiosity Kills the Cat (An IDFB Fanfic)

Just a week after settling into YoyleCity, the contestants soon start noticing clouds of smoke piling past the outskirts of the city. Everyone's speculation of who it is is easily narrowed down to one name: Leafy. As weeks pass by, curiosity gets the best of Coiny as he ventures out, trying to find her. Little does he...

The 'Medicine' / BFB AU

⚠THIS BOOK WILL NOT MAKE MUCH SENSE AND CONTAINS THINGS YOU MAY NOT LIKE⚠ . . Heya I made an AU Golfball gets extremely sick, Tennis ball tries to help her but she denies until she passes out. Tennis ball looks at this medicine she tried making for herself, it wasn't completely done yet but Tennis ball gave it to her...

Lightbrush (Inanimate Insanity)

I decided to do Lightbrush Fanfiction of Inanimate Insanity. I'm going to be making better chapters...I hope. The cover is by DimasTV from DeviantArt. I don't own Inanimate insanity, it's just a fanfic. Adam Katz owns the show.

Double Host AU (ONE)

This is a story where Bryce (Soda Bottle) and Liam (Backpack) are the hosts of ONE instead of Airy, I got this idea out of the blue and wanted to try it. This will contain censored curse/swear words (I don't use them Irl but thought they'd be in here, that's why they're censored), some sodapack and some mentions of ot...

❤️🌸Ruby X Flower Stories! 🌸❤️

⚠️ ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO jacknjellify ⚠️ Ruby and flower are the idol best friends who are also in college! They both have feelings for each other but they feel like the other doesn't. Watch as they grow even closer than before (with some drama ;) ) and date!

(got cancelled) YOUR INNER FLAME

ermm...this book sucks...but dont worry, a remake is here so its all good. ---------- "Follow me, Yin-yang" The candle was leading the white & black object to a mysterious and dark cave yet it was..warm? Who knows what candle is going to do... something that yin and yang will regret following her as their relationshi...

Case 34

How far would you go to do it for Science? This story contains Violence, Gore, Offensive Langauge, and other themes that may contain sensitive content. Book cover artwork is drawn by me.

First Mate: a coinpin story (SLOW UPDATES)

pin feels empty with competing in bfdi over and over again just to start another season. pin decides to do something else instead, she wants to explore to places she's never been before and collect treasure while doing it. when she explains this all to her best friend, coiny, he tells her it sounds a lot like somethin...

SICK (a II fanfic)

The characters do not belong to me, they belong to Inanimate Insanity which belongs to Adam Katz. The only thing i own is the storyline, cover art and ideas. People (Objects) are becoming infected with a deadly disease. Paintbrush and Lightbulb seem to be immune, but even if Lightbulb is not infected, she still has to...