hollowbreeze

@grieverstung Hey what's up?

MellyTheMadKiller

I
          SET 
          FIRES
          TO
          FEEL
          LIKE
          A
          MAGICAL
          FLOATING
          POTATO
          THONG
          
          WHO EATS CHICKEN ON SUNDAYS? 
          WHO PISSED ON MY BLOW UP WHALE?
          DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!
          THE LIGHT MAKES YOU SQUINT AND WHEN YOU SQUINT YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE DEFECATING!
          
          BY THE WAY... 
          
          
          
          
          There's an evil banana in my closet o.o
          Please kill it!
          
          
          I'm bored. 
          
          
          Abraham Lincoln won't stop jumping into volcanoes.  
          
          I threw a bees nest at a 70 year old turtle. 
          
          
          SOMEONE CALL THE GHOST BUSTERS!
          THERE'S A STRIPPER IN MY HOUSE!
          
          SOMEONE THREW AN APPLE IN MY WINDOW!
          I PICKED UP THE APPLE AND IT BIT ME!
          SO I THREW IT OVER MY ROOF!
          
          
          
          I think the lamp in my room is gossiping about me.... 
          
          
          
          UGH!
          SO BORED!!!