Lily of the Valley

Me: *trying to work on a fic that I haven't abandoned yet*
          	Life: "I'mma bout to end this whole bitch's career."
          	My brain: "Yeah, so we gots a new hyperfixation, and now I crave to write a fic for our new hyperfixation."
          	Me: *sweats*
          	Me: "Shit."
          	
          	(And before you ask, I'm the type of writer who can't write different stories simultaneously.)