Anime Jokes/puns/pickuplines

Like my Kuroko No Bakset one, but with various animes. If anyone has any anime jokes/puns/pickup lines put them in the comment section. Enjoy!

Love Me: A Kuroko No Basuke Fanfiction (Boyxboy)

The coaches of Seirin, Tōō, Kaijou, Rakuzan and Yōsen decided to hold their practices in the same place for the sole purpose of seeing the Generation of Miracles fight one another. What if something even more entertaining happens right under their noses without them noticing it? Multi-ship and a bit of implied smut as...

You're my lucky item. [Midorima x Takao] (COMPLETE)

Midorima's a neat freak who loves his clean neighborhood. Takao is trying to promote his band's upcoming show by throwing flyers everywhere. Midorima didn't have to clean up some strangers mess, but he did and he's pissed. Long story short he's going to that damn concert to yell at that handsome bastard.