Ofishy_potato

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okay children it's story time in this bitch. 
          	
          	some background - I live in a little apartment with my darling pookie apple pie roommate; she cooks and I clean. It's our little agreement, since I'm literal ASS at cooking. Anyways; my pookie apple pie roommate was out visiting her lil bro last night so I had to cook my own food. dun dun duuuun (I sound dramatic but I've given like nine people food poisoning before - not including myself). I was cooking me some of that two minute ramen shit that's like the easiest thing to make - but my dumbass totally forgot to put water in the pot. who the fuck does that?! It was so burnt and it was the NASTIEST most DISGUSTANG smell that has ever been sniffed by my nostrils 
          	
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zeroresults

politely, I just think you’re cursed to be bad at making food bc who forgets the water for the ramen
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Ofishy_potato

I threw away the pot and had to buy a new one, lol
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Ofishy_potato

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okay children it's story time in this bitch. 
          
          some background - I live in a little apartment with my darling pookie apple pie roommate; she cooks and I clean. It's our little agreement, since I'm literal ASS at cooking. Anyways; my pookie apple pie roommate was out visiting her lil bro last night so I had to cook my own food. dun dun duuuun (I sound dramatic but I've given like nine people food poisoning before - not including myself). I was cooking me some of that two minute ramen shit that's like the easiest thing to make - but my dumbass totally forgot to put water in the pot. who the fuck does that?! It was so burnt and it was the NASTIEST most DISGUSTANG smell that has ever been sniffed by my nostrils 
          
          Thank you for coming to my ted talk

zeroresults

politely, I just think you’re cursed to be bad at making food bc who forgets the water for the ramen
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Ofishy_potato

I threw away the pot and had to buy a new one, lol
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Ofishy_potato

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sometimes I see the people in the hazbin/helluva fandom and I get so concerned
          
          Like I'll be reading a story and the author censors every cuss word and is just super innocent and doesn't like anything related to sex, which y'know is perfectly fine. The concern is... why are these people watching helluva boss and hazbin hotel
          
          Like are they okay
          They don't like even writing 'fuck'
          
          Brandon Rogers (an icon among all humans) stars in helluva boss, I don't know what they were expecting. 
          There's my two cents of the day that no one wanted to hear :D

thatdemonfromhell

@Ofishy_potato apparently
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Ofishy_potato

@eclipse_coffee 
            ...
            we can get cancelled from wattpad...?
            New fear unlocked
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thatdemonfromhell

@Ofishy_potato I think I remember an author saying they censored the cuss words and horny stuff so they don’t get banned from wattpad. But other than that idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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