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this is scary.......

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker
          He pissed on my fucking wife
          That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking Wife
          And he said his dick was "this big", and I said "that's digusting"
          So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small Dick
          It's the size of this walnut except way smaller
          And guess what? here's what my dong looks like
          That's right baby
          All points, no quills, no pillows
          Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong
          He fucked my wife so guess what, I'm going to fuck the Earth
          That's right, this is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS
          Except I'm not going to piss on the Earth
          I'm going to go higher, I'm pissing ON THE MOON
          How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of My sight before I piss on you too

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guys theres lucae in my reading list, what the fuc kwas i on

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