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I❤PLL (pretty little liars)
the biggest twilight fan
I get very emotional (especially with romance books)

so anyways.....
I am so fucking quirky its unbelievable bwak bwak gug hee hah hufh (my laugh)

i like food....omg let me be serious...i love food!!!

food before boobs!
and yes i called boys boobs
they are similar if u think about it
they always seem to get in the the way and they're painful asf!

if you made it this far, kdos to you
here
*hands you a cookie
eat it!!!

oh and i have a dirty mind..
only because the maid that use to clean it retired when i was in 5th grade
*shrug

oh and smile more, it makes ur butthole tingle

....i have this thing called not giving a fuck.... don't know how to stop it

THANKS FOR READING
AND IF YOU READ MY SHITTY ASS CRAPPY ASS STUPID ASS BOOKS......U COOL FAM

and I have more layers than an onion js....

SHREK REFERENCE!

AND I COMMENT ALLLLOOTTT WARNING
  • NUNYA BUISNESS!
  • Připojen/aApril 23, 2016




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