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Guys serious question what would a goose want most in life

Wattpad's been feeling dead lately fr

Don't you love it when you make up a whole conversation in your head and then the other person doesn't stick to the script-

Late af to the party lmao but why did Lithuania rank so low on Eurovision the song was such a vibe :<
          
          Also not them disqualifying my boy Joost smh

You having a bad day I see? Here's a cow joke to cheer you up! :D
          
          A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
          “Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
          
          *crickets fr*
          
          Anyways, remember that being sad is okay. You are loved and you can always talk to me if you need to, even if we don't really know each other yet <3 /p

bo’o o’ wo’er

Since when do I need Spotify Premium to access song lyrics smh

HELL NO YOU CANT HAVE MY PMS WTF?-
          (∩◠‿◠)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ Here's a fun little petition: https://chng.it/2TVJYLnrRt

whoever told me crocheting was calming was a liar

Me: 
          -Spends an entire week fixating on something
          -Doesn't study
          -Loses study guide
          -Loses backup study guide
          -"I'll study tomorrow" x10
          -Fails the test
          
          Also me: *surprised pikachu face*