Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. B...
I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly. Polly's sick of crackers. a) My summer job may or may not involve spray painting myself completely silver and standing motionless in the park. Of cou...
HAILING ALL GIRLS! This is the story that you all want to read. We all go through those dreadful moments through the teenage years, and here is story about one girl's dilemmas. Sit and relax, as you watch her many *face-palm* moments and celebrate when you realize, that every girl goes through the same embarrassing th...
Barney Conroy is an average guy trying to live an average life. He's just not as good at it as the rest of us. Each chapter of 'The Chronicles of Barnia' captures a particular episode in Barney's struggle to be socially acceptable. They can be read in any order. Barney's adventures continue in a full length novel ri...
Yes, this is a Percy Jackson Facebook fic. Yes, this is unoriginal. But I hope I can put an original twist on it! Im also not putting last names because i suck at spelling. Sorry if you hate it, I've just been reading a ton of these and I love them and almost none of the good ones have been updated in the last six mon...
[EXCERPT - FIRST 5 CHAPTERS] THE FULL BOOK IS AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE IN STORES AND ONLINE! Never trust a guy in spandex. In Abby Hamilton's world, superheroes do more than just stop crime and save cats stuck in trees - they also drink milk straight from the carton and hog the television remote. Abby's older brother mo...
warning⚠ do not read if you are easily offended a book to annoy, prank etc. use it at your own risk. different ways to annoy and prank people. give me your suggestions, let your creativity flow people! not held accountable for any unicorns, potahtoes, or flying pineapples. { humor#56 }
While on his computer, Victor Hastings admires the provocative pictures of girls he's dating. Meanwhile, these girls are posting more and more on Facebook and all the social sites. Now, all the young men in his cramped fraternity are competing for the attention of these online, amateur pinups. And the institution of t...
When a semi-sentient starship loses its crew it must find a new one quickly. The nearest planet with intelligence is a small blue globe third out from its parent star. The ship, intelligence fading, kidnaps five humans from the mountains of the Appalachians and re-enters civilization. Unfortunately, said humans are qu...
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
[ Life's Like That sequel ] So guys.......the book is back again with the only difference that this time it's more Awesome than before . As I said, this book is my way of killing boredom and I got kinda booked very fast ........... I'm putting not only jokes this time but all the quotes and thoughts that bring a smi...
ATTENTION ALL GIRLS.-101 Reasons Why I Hate.. BOOK #3 This is a list made up entirely of '101 Reasons Why I Hate Boys', created entirely by all the beautiful and somewhat crazy gals on Wattpad. Enjoy.